Reply Sun 17 Nov, 2002 01:15 pm
Once there was this doctor that moved out to the country to become a farmer.
He said to himself, "Well, since I'm going to have a farm, I'd might as well
have animals on it." So the doctor got in his truck to go looking.

Along the way, he spotted a sign saying, "Cocks 4 Sale." He pulled over and
asked the farmer what a cock was. "A cock is a rooster," the farmer replied.
So the doctor bought a cock and put it in the back of his truck.

The doctor continued on his way until he saw a sign saying, "Pullets 4 Sale."
The doctor pulled over and asked the farmer what a pullet was. "A pullet is a
hen," the farmer replied. "But sometimes a cock and pullet will fight, so
watch out." So the doctor thanked the farmer and went on his merry way. Down
the road a bit, there was another sign saying, "Asses 4 Sale."

So the doctor pulled over again to ask. "An ass is a donkey," the farmer
repied. "But watch out because this donkey is different. If he gets scared,
he'll sit down and won't move until you scratch his belly."

The doctor thanked this farmer and turned around to head home. Well, in the
road was a broken bottle and the doctor's truck ran over it. Pop!!!! The
sound made the cock and pullet started to fight and the donkey sat on the
spare tire.

A lady just happened to be passing by and asked if the doctor needed help.
The doctor, wanting to sound like a professional farmer, replied, "Yes, I
need help.

Will you please hold my cock and pullet while I scratch my ass???"
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Reply Sun 17 Nov, 2002 01:20 pm
Ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!! Misti. LOL, that's a good one Laughing
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Reply Sun 17 Nov, 2002 02:26 pm
Naughty naughty Misti!...back in the corner with ye!
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Reply Sun 17 Nov, 2002 03:27 pm
Hi and welcome Gezzy! I've been meaning to tell you that but had to format my hard drive yesterday so I've been busy reinstalling everything and all that good stuff.

Where have you been?
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Reply Sun 17 Nov, 2002 03:28 pm
jjorge: Sorry, hope I didn't offend you ... I would never want to do that!
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Reply Mon 18 Nov, 2002 07:19 am
Hey there Misti
No problem at all. I sure know what it is to be busy. I'm always busy, which is why I haven't been around much. I love this new site so much that I'm going to have a very hard time staying away. It's the same feeling I use to have with abuzz back in the days when it was a great place to be. So many great people here and they are making me feel right at home :-D

Thanks so much for the warm welcome :-D
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