School children's Q and A for John Ashcroft

US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school. After 15 minutes speaking he said, 'I will now answer any questions you have.'

Bobby stood up and said: 'I have four questions':

1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden?
3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit civil liberties?
4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?

Just then the recess bell rang and the kids rushed out to play. Upon returning, Mr. Ashcroft said: "I am sorry we were interrupted. I will answer any questions you have.'

Julie stood up and said: 'I have six questions':

1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden?
3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit civil liberties?
4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?
5. Why did the recess bell ring twenty minutes early?
6. Where is Bobby?