Scoot over, glamor gams ... I'll get this round.
Is that a nice offer, Timber? Or are you just gloating?
Sit down here and let's talk about something beside politics. Got any ideas?
There's always sex ... but I gotta go do some rw stuff for a bit. I'll be back soon as I can ...and we'll have some fun. I promise.
Sex is good. Here's what Dagmaraka said on another thread and my response:
Quote:Dag wrote:
Quote:
My mother (family therapist) suggested all of us depressed by election results try laughing therapy. Goes like this: lie flat on your back, put your hands on your hips, elevate your hips and say loudly: HA HA HA HA HA, until you laugh spontanneously on your own. It's supposed to do wonders. It surely cracked me up to just imagine 50 something millions of Americans trying this at their workplace today.
Now that's a good idea, Dag. Trouble is......that will get me more than laughs around here. Now that I think of it.........maybe that would be a good way to forget for a while. hahahahahahahaha
Excuse me while I lie down......<hands on hips>
Oh look, I think I already have a taker..........laugh. See you later, Timber and we can have a drink and compare notes.
Hi Lola - you seem to be stuck with Republicans so far today. Politics is out as a subject, but is your Cafe now doing re-runs of "The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire"?
I'll get my toga from the hall closet and sit with you for a while - the men are sure to turn up sooner or later.
Where's the liquor? I'll drink anything today.
Togas? Count me in...
Did the Romans have whisky? Doubt it. Here's some Burgundy wine, Eva, and there's a selection of togas in the hall closet.
Back later....
Oh, before I go - Walter sent the ladies here some Roman makeup..
http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=38088&highlight=&sid=655c944af985518f289e6e09edd5dca5
....somebody should invite him, maybe?
good idea, HofT......thanks to you and Eva for joining me. Republicans are certainly welcome. And Walter too...........I just love Walter. If we drink enough, we'll forget about politics for a while.
A toga party is just what's needed. But, I must say, who needs make-up? I prefer a brushed on tan and scanty toga, thank you.
And I think I'll cheat on the wine too. I've never been known for my willingness to go by the rules. I think I'll have a nice New Zealand Sav. Blanc.
Wassau, a cold Tohu for me please.
Now let's party.
Lola wrote:I just love Walter.
Which definately is a reason to leave my lurking position .... and keep this secret for Mrs. Walter's eyes
So, you've been lurking, have you Walter? I just love lurkers too.....and Mrs. Walter is welcome as well. Do you two like to wear togas and drink wine? Attached folks can join in on the fun.......right? The joking may be x rated, but we're just having fun.
A toga will be fine - but just some juice for me, thanks.
Sauvignon Blanc? Now you're talkin'!!!
Where are those togas? Ah! Here they are. I think I'll take this little silk number. Now I need some jewelry to set it off, as my old friend Ovid would say...
But you, by nature form'd in finer moulds,
Must wrap your tender limbs in silken folds;
Wear lawns and tissue, sleep in damask beds,
And with gay knots and wires adorn your heads:
Your ears with pendants, lockets on your arms,
Besides a thousand other nameless charms.Art of Beauty
were there any tool belt guys in toga land? If not, we'll have to improvise
togas for tool belts........., tool belts for togas.............get your's right here.
Toolbelts? TOOLBELTS?? The Romans invented them
They also had white wine, I just don't know "Sauvignon" in Latin!
LOL, that was a really sexy-looking Roman legionnaire with a toolbelt - TOO sexy obviously, since the pic is hotlinked and can't be downloaded.
Well OK, I hope the Roman jewelry pic works - and see y'all later.
OK I'm here, where the hell is Lola?
Looking over the last two pages - hmm. White wine, Roman Jewelry, Ovid, what else?
Tight shoes & loose togas !! calls for a little Robert Herrick
WHENAS in silks my Julia goes
Then, then (methinks) how sweetly flows
That liquefaction of her clothes.
Next, when I cast mine eyes and see
That brave vibration each way free;
Oh how that glittering taketh me!
