That's why we love you, Gautum.
Nice to see the pool being used and the tree house, now shall I climb up using this piece of rope-oops Gautam, didn't see you up there !
Mind sending down the rope !
Bernie, your mother-in-law is giving me funny looks, can we move her so that she is facing the wall ?
Another quart of raw irish whiskey for me and whatever anyone else is having.
Quote:Bernie, your mother-in-law is giving me funny looks, can we move her so that she is facing the wall ?
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Though under most normal cosmological bearing-establishment systems your ego marks a sort of geographic apothosis, in this case, it's likely just her exotropia. Still, be cautious. As the famous witticism goes, "Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean Bernie's mother-in-law might not want you raw and rampant."
Geographic apotheosis? Bernie, it's nowhere near drinking time in your time zone! Any progress on moving that correspondence to FLA and Portugal? Did you get my e-mail?
Hiama - here's the rope ladder getting rolled down now. Actual rope is locked up in a treehouse closet since another participant threatened something to do with hanging, or closets, or words to that effect - it's drinking time in my time zone, so pass that whisky, hic!
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Due to local circumstances, had to invest in another scanner...now done and docs sent...cc to yourself.
And thank you for the typo correction, editor-in-need.
Thank you, Blatham, and thanks to First Thought also who posted on Ethel's last thread on Abuzz (Cafe # 47).
That's it - having done everything possible am now out of here for good! Thanks again.
Ritas anyone, frozen or on the rocks?
I'll have mine frozen. Otherwise, I'll drink it too fast and all of a sudden..............oops, Lola's gone.
Ok now, I'm all comfy on my circular raft in the middle of the pool. Even Betty and Bob can't flip me over on this raft. La te da.........<splashing my toesies in the water. Waiting for tool belt guys to arrive to add onto tree house.> Let's see, we'll need a fourth story and some refrigeration.......for drinks.....no, I think we need a small kitchen.
The guys are due any minute. Any women out there want to join me on my raft? Wait for the tool belts?
Sure count me in I take mine on the rocks not salt and drink to fast and then you will be happy to know I cannot dance, talk, or walk. Be sure to put my Mae West on me before I have seconds.
Move over, I'm climbing on, too! I'll take my margarita frozen, please. Lotsa salt.
Hey Lola, when do you think the tool belt guys will show up? Don't know that I've seen them before, but sounds great to me! While they're adding on a small kitchen, do you think perhaps we could have a sort of Zen Room...a place for massages, maybe, with soft, soothing music and no loud colors, candlelight...a place we can go (or send someone to) when calm and serenity is needed? I've always wanted one of those.
Did someone mention tool guyz ??? Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh
Eva yes let us have a hotsie bath then some drink. And in the zen house I will take my futons in silk on tatimi with sake. Yikes it is mornin already.
What am I thinking sake and tequilla, both white I suppose. White and deadly to the brain cells.
Yes! A zen room.......massage. We'll ask the tool belt guys to build that room last and just as they are putting on the finishing touches, we can lock them in. Capture them for our evil purposes. Perhaps, after a short while, we'll convince them to stay without restraints.
Oh, I almost forget we're not in the "Wimmin are Evil" thread. Giggle.
And if Gautum is really good, he can visit the tool belt guys too.
Sounds good but Gautum has to share, please.
A good start, Joanne! Except I had a few more soft surfaces in mind. And darker...more candlelight.
What do you think?
Yes Eva, more candles and incense, and much more silk. Silk kimonos in the most fabulous colors and obi's with the most delicate designs.
I prefer rough tool belt guys.......the ones with big tools dangling from their belts.
Clearly you haven't personally been their work supervisor... to generalize like that. Guys with tool belts are great as are others, but not by definition. Failings abound in rank and file, and proliferate if you look to the management.
To be obnoxiously clear, sincere work has a row among many, not only tghe workers.
Hey guys.... um... what's going on here. I just back from vacation. (What, no hugs?)
Oh, yeah, we missed you for sure, scoates...