Lola at the Coffee House, Cafe 101

(yawning) Did somebody say sleep? Not right now, I hope. I'm just getting up.

Wassau, it's so nice of you to let me stay here whenever I'm in town. The room is lovely...and very quiet. How is that? There's always so much going on down here, but the noise doesn't carry upstairs.

I'll have a capucchino, if you don't mind. Could you put some of that whipped cream on top like you did last time? I'd love that.

Joanne, are you answering the door tonight in a red hat? Halloween does seem like the right kind of holiday for the Red Hat Society, doesn't it? Those gals seem to thrive on mischief.

Is anyone here planning anything special this evening?...

Click, click, Hiama is back sporting even more muscles than you can shake a stick at, look Eva -FEEL.

Look at my six pack, not lower -up a bit, that's it feel the steel of my stomach muscles forged in the cauldron of the gym and on the road on my race bike.

Well its been an interesting male menopause sos far, I am following all the classic symptoms, chasing younger women, trying to recapture the youth I neve had and now I am entering a Triathlon, next year.

Its quite sad really, the sadder thing is I am really enjoying it , oh well, Wassau coffee can't hurt

Ooooooooooooooooooooh!

Nice muscles! And...is that your Jaguar convertible parked at the curb?!

No it's a tiger, it has go fast stripes !!!

Hell no, I am out and in costume. The only thing red I have on are my ruby slippers.

pay no attention to the man behind the curtain

hiama,

Where have you been? Have you been to see the queen? Her Magesty says your hands are purfectly clean.

No joke, muscles?......and younger women? Younger? ummmm

Nice muscles.........here let me feel....ouuuu...nice.

Um, I'd love to go for a ride, hiama, but....(eyeing tiger's elaborate jeweled collar)...Isn't that a white tiger? Did you get it in Vegas???

(taking two steps backward)

Hiama,

No tigers for me, but I do especially appreciate the lovely collar you're wearing............. :wink:

(entry from my great great great uncle Irving's diary)

God damn! Every night it is the same bloody thing. Drift off to sleep and ka klomp ka klomp ka klomp! Why did I build this bloody log cabin here, right where the pony express dorkenheimers ride by like they owned the bloody prairies. And never, I mean NEVER is there a little letter for me!

Dear blatham's uncle Irving,
Thinking of you. Hope those pony express mail carriers deliver my little note instead of losing it this time...
Is everything well at the cabin? Things are turning around down here in Austin. And it's about time, too! I'm running a little restaurant, doing a little catering, working hard. Things are definitely looking up around here.
Tell everyone hello for me.
Hugs and smooches to all,
Mary

Letter to Blatham's great great great uncle Irving:

Dear Irving,

Are you still waiting? Will arrive on Monday with corset and flowers. Have champagne ready. Hip, spike boots, black, fur lined and mini skirt, will travel. Looking forward to seeing you again. Build a fire in that log cabin and spread the rose petals........put on the music. And say hello to all our old friends.

Love,
Madaliene

Marycat,

Great minds.............like places. laughing. very good


Good to hear from you.

Great to see you, Lola!
Madaliene sounds pretty hot. We'd better watch out!
;-)

Yup, will ole Uncle Irving survive? Taking bets

To Blatham's sweet ole' uncle Oyeving ~

Sending care package of Guinnes, ink, Deere tractor, feetsie warmers
ski parka, curtains, and Clarinex.

Love ~ Auntie Em

Dear Irving Darling,

I will soon be by your side. I'm so sorry to hear you've been kept waiting, and had no mail. You deserve more than a letter! So I'm packing my bags, (trunk will arrive later). I'll take good care of you again, fix your breakfast, make your bed, run your bath water, butter your toast, fill your lunch pail, protect you from bullies. Arriving soon.

Love,
Mom

Dear, sweet, adorable, Uncle Irving,

Sending family photo album, along with chocolate covered grahams, vanilla soy milk, and new Matrix movie ~

Love,

Cousin Katie

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Laughing, Stradie................good to see ya. Don't be gone so long.

Lola ~ LOL ~ thanks hon.

Been super busy, but will stop in more often to say hi to good friends