What Retired People Do

What do Retired People Do All Day?

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days
interesting.


Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went into town and went into
a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there
was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior
citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a
Dumbass. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn
tires.


So Mary called him a shithead. He finished the second ticket and put it on
the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This
went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he
wrote.

Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus. We try to have a
little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.