The Perfect Dress

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching.
Nothing could dampen her excitement, not even her
parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found the
PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed
mother-of-the- bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that
her father's new young wife had bought the exact same
dress as her mother! Jennifer asked her stepmom to
exchange it, but she refused. 'Absolutely not. I look
like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing
it,' she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, 'Never
mind sweetheart, I'll get another dress. After all,
it's your special day.' A few days later, they went
shopping and did find another gorgeous dress.

When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother,
'Aren't you going to return the other dress? You
really don't have another occasion where you could
wear it.'

Her mother just smiled and replied, 'Of course I do,
dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the
night before the wedding.'