MENS RULES

FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray that he's gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll love my mind,
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

Amen.

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MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bloody nice boat.

This doesn't rhyme, and I don't care.

Amen

Brilliant.....and to whom does the credit for these words go?

Passed to me by a friend no credits given. The usual email pass it on scenario.

Interesting. It made the email rounds here a few years ago. It's a good one. Thanks for posting it.