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Wed 23 Jan, 2008 10:41 pm
Those that make your sandwiches.
And those that don't.
Thoughts please.
softcore, I've heard worse.
I can't stand to watch a man eat a sandwich I have made them, with their mouth open and making grunting noises. It makes me want to commit murder so I just don't do it anymore.
"SAMPLE"
Even those are a little soft but they made me chuckle when I first read them.
I once killed me a man for eatin' a sandwich.
yes, there was all, like, bread in his mouth and everything.
Men can get their own freakin sandwich and they can make me one while they're at it!
Wally and I have contests to see who sits the longest before standing up.
the winner gets to say "oh, hey, while you're up...."
Yeah but they never do it properly and they always leave loads of mess and crumbs all over the kitchen.
Yeah, but then I send them back to do it right and clean the crumbs!
Probably why I'm still single
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