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Wed 16 Jan, 2008 02:17 pm
SLEEPING ARRANGEMENTS
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell a sleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she
in the lower.
At 1:00 a.m. the man leaned over and gently woke the woman, saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into
the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold"
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's just
pretend that we're married."
"Wow, that's a great idea!" , he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied..."Get your own ******* blanket."
After a stunned moment of silence,
he farted.
Re: Sleeping Arrangements
shewolfnm wrote:SLEEPING ARRANGEMENTS
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell a sleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she
in the lower.
At 1:00 a.m. the man leaned over and gently woke the woman, saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into
the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold"
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's just
pretend that we're married."
"Wow, that's a great idea!" , he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied..."Get your own **** blanket."
After a stunned moment of silence,
he farted.
then she said "oh, real nice" and sprayed lemon lysol all over the sleeping compartment.
someone continue please....
Has anybody ever woke up to find their partner is performing some kind of sex act on them? (or vice versa)
Re: Sleeping Arrangements
Chai wrote:
then she said "oh, real nice" and sprayed lemon lysol all over the sleeping compartment.
someone continue please....
Hating lysol, he then covered his face with a pillow and began to sing to himself..
She, too, covered her head with a pillow, trying to block out the sound of his offkey rendition of "99 Bottles of Beer"...
Re: Sleeping Arrangements
shewolfnm wrote:...."I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's just
pretend that we're married."
"Wow, that's a great idea!" , he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied..."Get your own **** blanket."
After a stunned moment of silence,
he farted.
Very funny, shewolf!
Re: Sleeping Arrangements
Chai wrote:shewolfnm wrote:SLEEPING ARRANGEMENTS
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell a sleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she
in the lower.
At 1:00 a.m. the man leaned over and gently woke the woman, saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into
the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold"
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's just
pretend that we're married."
"Wow, that's a great idea!" , he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied..."Get your own **** blanket."
After a stunned moment of silence,
he farted.
then she said "oh, real nice" and sprayed lemon lysol all over the sleeping compartment.
someone continue please....
... Many hours later, when she failed to stop his
unbelievably wild & persistent snoring & spluttering, by progressively louder & more desperately insistent appeals .....
Duct tape, she thought. Don't leave home without it.
She gets up, takes out her cell phone and calls Red Green.
Time for bed Mont the hour's getting late.
Aren't you three hours a head?
Something like that. I'm a night owl
Will there be more head in three hours?
Chumly wrote:Will there be more head in three hours?
I was gonna, but then resisted the opportunity.
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