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2007 Darwin Award Winners

 
 
Reply Fri 11 Jan, 2008 10:09 am
Darwin Award winners announced

An alcoholic who died after giving himself a sherry enema has won the 2007 Darwin Award.

The Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve the gene pool by accidentally removing themselves from it.

The 58-year-old Texan couldn't ingest alcohol by mouth because of painful medical problems with his throat.

He took to taking alcohol by enema instead but died after taking two 1.5 litre bottles of sherry.

First runners-up, and Double Darwin winners, were a young South Carolina couple, both 21, found naked and dead in the road in the early hours.

Police were initially baffled, until they found two sets of neatly folded clothes on top of a nearby building with a pyramid-shaped roof.

Other runners-up included:

An East German man who electrocuted himself when he tried to get rid of moles by pounding metal rods into the ground and connecting them to a high-voltage power line.

A West Virginia man who was crushed while dismantling a rundown barn. He fired up his chainsaw and ripped through a crucial support post, bringing down the whole structure on himself.

An Illinois man who won a game of chicken to see who could stay on a railway line the longest in the path of an oncoming train.

And a 29-year-old computer tutor who was killed in California while driving and working on his laptop at the same time. He was killed by oncoming traffic.
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Coolwhip
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jan, 2008 02:47 pm
Maybe it's just my innocent mind but I don't get the one with the dead naked couple.


...sherry enema, wow. Just. Wow. Shocked
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George
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jan, 2008 03:32 pm
I assume they had decided to get naked and have sex on a very slanted roof...
and got swept away by their passion.
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Amigo
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jan, 2008 03:44 pm
Coolwhip wrote:
Maybe it's just my innocent mind but I don't get the one with the dead naked couple.


...sherry enema, wow. Just. Wow. Shocked
I don't either. I guess they got nakid and rolled down the building and in to the street.
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Coolwhip
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jan, 2008 03:44 pm
Well, sure then. But they did they specify that they were found by the road? Still, pretty amazing.
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George
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jan, 2008 03:48 pm
What Goes Up Must Come Down
2007 Darwin Award Nominee
Confirmed True by Darwin
"What goes up must come down."
(20 June 2007, South Carolina) A passing cabbie found a 21 year-old
couple Znaked and injured in the road an hour before sunrise. The two
people died at the nearest hospital without regaining consciousness.
Authorities were at a loss to explain what had happened. There were no
witnesses, no trace of clothing, and no wrecked cars or motorcycles.

Investigators eventually found a clue high on the roof of a nearby
building: two sets of neatly folded clothes. Safe sex takes on a whole new
meaning when you are perched on the edge of a pyramid-shaped metal
roof. "It appears as if [they] accidentally fell off the roof," Sgt. Florence
McCants said.
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Coolwhip
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jan, 2008 03:52 pm
Ha! But I agree with the judges decision. It's sure ain't no sherry enema. Smile
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George
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jan, 2008 03:58 pm
Sure ain't.
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jan, 2008 05:21 pm
George
George, now we can't speculate any longer about how the passionate couple died.

BBB Laughing
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Coolwhip
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jan, 2008 05:27 pm
Maybe after the screaming simultaneous
orgasms they bother stuttered 'oh, I could
just die and go to heaven' ...then they
looked each other passionately in the eyes and
... kuh-splat
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dadpad
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jan, 2008 05:31 pm
Perhaps they didn't give a flying F***.
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OCCOM BILL
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jan, 2008 05:33 pm
My favorite is still the dude who tried to play Russian Roulette by putting only one bullet in a Semi-Auto clip. Priceless.
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Roberta
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jan, 2008 05:39 pm
I'm remembering the kid who had a pet cobra. He was showing his friends how tame it was. Got bit. But he didn't die (antivenom), so I guess it doesn't count.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jan, 2008 05:51 pm
I managed to miss getting the award another year...

the one that has me most puzzled is the guy who sawed the barn support - I was smart enough to get that it was the support, and then what did he think?
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jan, 2008 01:56 pm
Osso--

He reasoned it was his barn and he had a right to cut where ever he wanted. After all it was a demolition job, wasn't it?
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