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Wed 9 Jan, 2008 11:59 am
I told Wally that you spent too much time on this site, Chai. I realize this may seem intrusive, but Wally is my brother and he is married to you after all, and I just feel that intervention may be in order.
Walk with me, Chai?
Can anyone explain why I never receive personal messages?
Reg!!!
Where did Willy go? He hasn't posted for the longest time. Did he forget his password?
I don't understand, Wally? Didn't you just post? Help me out here.
Oh. Willy. Forgive me, Wally.
Remember when my little sister, Lipton, was a Deadhead?
She used to dance like that when she got drunk, but with more twirls and head hanging.
How could I possibly forget? Oh.... the memories.
Jesus Christ! How many Teas are there on this site>
Allow me to introduce myself, Reginald. I am Gustav Ratzenhofer, friend of your sister-in-law.
Welcome to A2K.
Nice to meet you, Gustav. My sister-in-law has told me all about you. She said you have a large- um, well she said something.
I'm sorry I mentioned that. Chai is going to be really mad.
christ, her and her huarache sandals and batik skirts.
thank god she finally came to her senses.
Chai, what in the hell is going on? Now you sound like Wally.
You used to be so forgiving and understanding. Put yourself in her place.
I am worried about Willy. The last time he posted, he was mad at Chai for dropping her married name. He stopped posting here after that.
willy tea wrote:Ooowaah my fellow men! Listen to that story an' tell me it aint so.
Listen, all you cats - I wont beat around the bush - my brother Wally, he's a good guy, but you know - he's too kind a man, too regular a man. I've always been the wild one in the family, and yeah its true, I will admit - theres been more than once a time, specially back in the wild, wild days, when I be finding out that a woman he was spending some time with needed some proper lovin' -- an' you know - that aint a service I'll ever withhold from a good lookin' mama.
So I wont be playin' the goody two shoes stand-by-your-man brother-in-law here. But THIS, I ask you - this is just more than a man should ever be asked to bear! It's an injustice, we're talking about, an inJUStice, that this woman has perpetrated upon my brother.
Ms Chai Tea - or "Chai" as you'd have it, you no-good straying woman - I aint ever told this to a woman - but - you a bitch, Chai Tea.
gustavratzenhofer wrote:Chai, what in the hell is going on? Now you sound like Wally.
I'm upset.
Lipton has a 3 year old who just refuses to eat.
I worry.
Leave Willy out of this, Wally! You bastard! Leave Willy alone!!
Isn't Chai enough for the family? Do you have to bring up our Boo Radley?
Shame on you!
If I ever see this Gustav Ratzenhofer person I will kick his ass! How dare he invade a Tea Thread?
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