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Funny picture/drawing of male vs female orgasm?

 
 
dlowan
 
Reply Sat 22 Dec, 2007 09:54 pm
I am looking for the one that has a single button (as I recall it) for the male orgasm, and a complex series of pulleys and widgets for the female one.


I have, of course, googled it, but cannot find it.


Anyone know where it mote be found????
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 22 Dec, 2007 09:55 pm
I've seen that, dlowan, and will try to find it for you.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 22 Dec, 2007 09:58 pm
Here's something for you to read while I continue looking
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sat 22 Dec, 2007 10:14 pm
Something like this?

http://x12.xanga.com/67fd064250431103792800/m73291179.jpg
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caribou
 
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Reply Sat 22 Dec, 2007 10:17 pm
Sorry, I was looking for that drawing.... I know the one you are talking about.... But I saw this and had to share it...
http://www.geocities.com/reversecheck/images/carrotfamily.jpg
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sat 22 Dec, 2007 10:19 pm
Oho, that's a very well endowed carrot, isn't it? Laughing
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 22 Dec, 2007 10:23 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
Something like this?

http://x12.xanga.com/67fd064250431103792800/m73291179.jpg


That might be what she is looking for, but there is also a similar one done in a cartoon-style drawing.
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caribou
 
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Reply Sat 22 Dec, 2007 10:27 pm
I'm finding amusing photos but not the one.
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msolga
 
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Reply Sat 22 Dec, 2007 10:52 pm
Re: Funny picture/drawing of male vs female orgasm?
dlowan wrote:
I am looking for the one that has a single button (as I recall it) for the male orgasm, and a complex series of pulleys and widgets for the female one.


I have, of course, googled it, but cannot find it.


Anyone know where it mote be found????


Something to do with erroneous zones, Deb?

I came across such a book (lots of silly, instructional technical diagrams!) many, many moons ago!

It changed my life! :wink:
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solipsister
 
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Reply Sat 22 Dec, 2007 10:53 pm
Reports indicate that details are sketchy. News just to hand holds promise.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 23 Dec, 2007 12:46 am
CalamityJane wrote:
Something like this?

http://x12.xanga.com/67fd064250431103792800/m73291179.jpg



Wow!!!!! That sure is one of the things....THANK YOU!!!!

What key words did you try????



caribou wrote:
Sorry, I was looking for that drawing.... I know the one you are talking about.... But I saw this and had to share it...
http://www.geocities.com/reversecheck/images/carrotfamily.jpg


So kind to share.



CalamityJane wrote:
Oho, that's a very well endowed carrot, isn't it? Laughing




Nah....and I KNOW from carrots.... :wink:





msolga wrote:
dlowan wrote:
I am looking for the one that has a single button (as I recall it) for the male orgasm, and a complex series of pulleys and widgets for the female one.


I have, of course, googled it, but cannot find it.


Anyone know where it mote be found????


Something to do with erroneous zones, Deb?

I came across such a book (lots of silly, instructional technical diagrams!) many, many moons ago!

It changed my life! :wink:



No....but I am very, VERY happy for you!



caribou wrote:
I'm finding amusing photos but not the one.


You're sweet...thank you!




gustavratzenhofer wrote:
CalamityJane wrote:
Something like this?

http://x12.xanga.com/67fd064250431103792800/m73291179.jpg


That might be what she is looking for, but there is also a similar one done in a cartoon-style drawing.



Yes.....I think therre is a drawing one, too.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 23 Dec, 2007 12:50 am
dlowan wrote:


What key words did you try????


Just "male versus female orgasm" and it popped right into the first
image page.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 23 Dec, 2007 12:53 am
CalamityJane wrote:
dlowan wrote:


What key words did you try????


Just "male versus female orgasm" and it popped right into the first
image page.



Well, bugger me!


I used "vs".


Doh!


There's a lesson learned!
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Robert Gentel
 
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Reply Sun 23 Dec, 2007 01:19 am
There was also another similar internet meme where you'd click a button and the window would shake a bit to represent the male orgasm and then click another and the window would shake for much longer to represent the female orgasm.

Here it is: http://www.kissmyfloppy.com/pages/jokes.php?id=54

It doesn't sound like you had that in mind (especially since it is prominent on the search results for the query you used and probably already saw it before you posted) but if you did it was JavaScript-driven and won't be found in image search and it also won't work on all browsers anymore, as the ability to do that to a user's browser isn't very user-friendly and browsers currently are (or should be) ignoring the JavaScript.
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Robert Gentel
 
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Reply Sun 23 Dec, 2007 01:22 am
dlowan wrote:
CalamityJane wrote:
dlowan wrote:


What key words did you try????


Just "male versus female orgasm" and it popped right into the first
image page.



Well, bugger me!


I used "vs".


Doh!


There's a lesson learned!


I hope the lesson is that image search still sucks and not that you did anything wrong. Any decent search engine should be able to stem vs to versus but image search is still an unsolved technical challenge.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 23 Dec, 2007 01:26 am
Robert Gentel wrote:
There was also another similar internet meme where you'd click a button and the window would shake a bit to represent the male orgasm and then click another and the window would shake for much longer to represent the female orgasm.

Here it is: http://www.kissmyfloppy.com/pages/jokes.php?id=54

It doesn't sound like you had that in mind (especially since it is prominent on the search results for the query you used and probably already saw it before you posted) but if you did it was JavaScript-driven and won't be found in image search and it also won't work on all browsers anymore, as the ability to do that to a user's browser isn't very user-friendly and browsers currently are (or should be) ignoring the JavaScript.



Thank you!


Yes, I found it....but no, it would not run.

Robert Gentel wrote:
dlowan wrote:
CalamityJane wrote:
dlowan wrote:


What key words did you try????


Just "male versus female orgasm" and it popped right into the first
image page.



Well, bugger me!


I used "vs".


Doh!


There's a lesson learned!


I hope the lesson is that image search still sucks and not that you did anything wrong. Any decent search engine should be able to stem vs to versus but image search is still an unsolved technical challenge.




Thank you again......but I do think mebbe I could have tried "versus" when "vs" didn't get what I wanted??? :wink:


STILL would love to find the drawing one!



I have sent the picture...will see what response I get....in the context I am sending it in, it is very funny.
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Robert Gentel
 
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Reply Sun 23 Dec, 2007 01:37 am
dlowan wrote:

Thank you again......but I do think mebbe I could have tried "versus" when "vs" didn't get what I wanted??? :wink:


Sure, trying it every which way might have gotten you somewhere but I expect search engines to not be that pedantic and so do they. It's really an issue of the fact that search engines are still in the dark ages in technology if you search for anything not text-based.

Here's an example of the right way to do it on their regular web search:

http://www.google.com/search?q=male%20vs%20female

http://www.google.com/search?q=male%20versus%20female

The results are only slightly different, and the first result is the same on both queries (note that each search you run might hit a different index so what you see may vary).

Actually, I just learned something: If you dig in a bit more you'll notice that even so, they didn't stem vs to versus but they do stem versus to vs.

You can tell what they are stemming by the search term highlighting on the results. When you search for "vs" they don't highlight "versus".

For somewhat obvious linguistic reasons that actually makes sense, so what I just learned is that it's probably better to always spell out "versus" in searches (but I maintain that you should not have to do both queries if the search engine is competent).
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 23 Dec, 2007 01:56 am
I had to go and look up "stemming".
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Robert Gentel
 
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Reply Sun 23 Dec, 2007 01:59 am
Sorry, didn't mean to use jargon but that one's hard to replace.

http://www.google.com/help/basics.html#stemming

If I remember correctly, that page used to tout how google did not stem keywords but they changed it years ago and have become better and better at it.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 23 Dec, 2007 02:04 am
Robert Gentel wrote:
Sorry, didn't mean to use jargon but that one's hard to replace.

http://www.google.com/help/basics.html#stemming

If I remember correctly, that page used to tout how google did not stem keywords but they changed it years ago and have become better and better at it.


I have no problem looking up words.


It wasn't a criticism.


Don't get TOO polite...you'll rupture something inside. :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
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