Reasons why Santa Claus isn't PC

Heres another bad Santa Claus problem, flaja, people cut down millions of trees around the world, maybe billions of trees, so that Santa Claus can put presents under them. Has anyone yet calculated the increase in carbon footprint due to cutting down all of those trees? It undoubtedly could be calculated into zillions of tons of CO2.

And this is the primary example of why Santa is not a PC Liberal.

Who is Santa to decide which children are naughty and which children are nice? Santa may be able to visit every home in the world in a single night, but can he understand the nature of every so-called naughty child? Will Santa punish those who have not been loved during their young lives and act out in ways the judgmental autocrat might consider "naughty?"

And who is this thinly veiled christian saint (Santa Claus, Saint Nick etc) who dares visit the homes of non-believers, attempting to coerce their children through crude bribery? And if he bypasses the house of young Moshe, Karim, or Sita Ram? Well, isn't that the typical behavior of a Western Crusader?

Yes he gives away the toys he forces his enthralled elves to make, but few people know how much he rakes in from merchandising.

And why isn't Ms Clause out there on the sleigh with him? Why is it her job to remain home baking cookies and fetching his slippers and pipe?

And he's fat, and we all know that his jolly belly could not have gotten so rotund without copious amounts of animal flesh and fat. Surely a Vegan Santa would have little problem slipping down a chimney!

And he's a xenophobic war-monger as anyone who has seen that cinematic classic Santa Claus vs The Martians will attest.

Now that we've succeeded in ridding Christmas of Christ, let's take care of that old reprobate Santa.

Actually, if the Christmas trees are grown as a crop they simply recycle some of the carbon-dioxide that is already in the atmosphere. And in my part of the country the Boy Scouts collect dead Christmas trees and burry them at the beach as a way of controlling erosion. From an environmental standpoint Christmas trees in Florida may be a wash.

Of course getting the Boy Scouts involved is absolutely not PC.