Redneck Joke

Three 5th graders, an Irish boy, Italian boy and a
redneck boy are in the playground at recess.

One of them suggests that they play a new game. "Let's
see who has the largest unit," he says.

"Okay" They all agree.

The Irish boy pulls down his zipper and whips it out.

"That's nothing," says the Italian boy.

He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer.

Not to be out done, the redneck boy whips his out.

It is by far the biggest.

That night, eating dinner at home, the redneck
boy's mother asks him what he did at school today.

"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math
test and read out loud from a new book...and during
recess, my friends and I played 'The penis game'."

"What kind of game is that, honey?" asks the mother.

"Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our
peckers and I had the biggest! The other boys say it's
because I'm a Red neck. Is that true, Mom?"

Mom replies, "No, Honey. It's because you're
twenty-one.