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Sun 9 Dec, 2007 11:08 am
That's right. I feel like over the past 10 years or so, I've lived a selfish lifestyle. Spending all my money on cars, drinking, dating heavily medicated women, and occassionally just burning dollar bills in front of salivating homeless people.
So I want to make a difference in the world. Want to help. The children.
We all know there are many problems in Africa: poverty, AIDS, and Bono.
I want to help make a positive impact, so I can selfishly look back on life and day "I did this world good."
So I'm going to teach young African children the dangers of condom use(it doesn't feel good), and why anal is the ONLY option(it saves your virginity). And why AIDS is a myth(there's just a bad flu going around that land this time of year). This is a good thing.
Wish me luck.
be sure to bring along a teddy bear.
Yes, little Mohammed.
During my travels to various schools, teaching about STD's, I have the advantage to travel light. Instead of carrying a projector to show those slideshows most teachers do with pictures of various VD's, instead I can just pull out my junk.
You could always resurrect the Africa Corp to help in your quest for freedom and truth.
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:Yes, little Mohammed.
During my travels to various schools, teaching about STD's, I have the advantage to travel light. Instead of carrying a projector to show those slideshows most teachers do with pictures of various VD's, instead I can just pull out my junk.
once it turns black you'll never go back...
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