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The Speak Kansan thread

 
 
Reply Sat 1 Dec, 2007 07:59 pm
i figger this is a place where a germ-type feller kin learnta speak kansan...
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Sat 1 Dec, 2007 08:03 pm
Gawd help us all.

Our first client is a flippin Nor'Easter.

Don't think we can pull the chowder outta you without decomporission therapy. Do you have insurance... Laughing
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 1 Dec, 2007 08:03 pm
I lived in Kansas City, and still can't speak Kansan.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 1 Dec, 2007 08:04 pm
i sure do have that IN-surance...
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Sat 1 Dec, 2007 08:24 pm
OK. and good. We take modern Insurance here.

Now you need to research famoous Kansans. (BoB Dole...?)

You may choose your own, or we will assign a list. (It's all in the History)

You are not with an HMO are you? (you are our first germ, and we do not want to 'scriminate er whatnot)

RH
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sun 2 Dec, 2007 05:58 am
(is there a translator ring?)
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jespah
 
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Reply Sun 2 Dec, 2007 11:51 am
I see corn. All the time.
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tycoon
 
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Reply Sun 2 Dec, 2007 01:44 pm
Dor-THEE!
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Sglass
 
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Reply Sun 2 Dec, 2007 01:50 pm
Re: The Speak Kansan thread
Region Philbis wrote:
i figger this is a place where a germ-type feller kin learnta speak kansan...


Why? Is there something you haven't told Jespah, like you've taken a job there?
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 2 Dec, 2007 02:16 pm
I never did speak Kansan, but I been there oncen, when I was little. We visited my aunt and uncle in Wichita, where he was doing something for Douglas Aircraft. He mostly did that in Santa Monica. Anyway, my memory of Kansas is a small back porch and my uncle showing me how to make home made ice cream with some giant barrel shaped thing that you turned a handle forever and then you got peach ice cream. So there, some Kansan --

peach ice cream
http://www.southernbyways.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/southern-peach-ice-cream.jpg



Or was that in Oklahoma City? Dang it....
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Sglass
 
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Reply Sun 2 Dec, 2007 02:18 pm
The memory is the first thing to go Osso.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Sun 2 Dec, 2007 02:27 pm
Is there really such a thing as to "speak" Kansas?

I thought they were among the no accent people like those in Missouri and Nebraska.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sun 2 Dec, 2007 05:18 pm
Re: The Speak Kansan thread
Sglass wrote:
Region Philbis wrote:
i figger this is a place where a germ-type feller kin learnta speak kansan...


Why? Is there something you haven't told Jespah, like you've taken a job there?

shhhhhhhhhhh...


boomerang wrote:
Is there really such a thing as to "speak" Kansas?

I thought they were among the no accent people like those in Missouri and Nebraska.

that's what i done thought, but that-thar rockhead feller done started talkin' kansan on another thread -- outta the blue-like, so i figgered maybe i should try my hand at it...
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Sun 2 Dec, 2007 05:31 pm
Yer gittin there, Germ. It's more of a lazy mindset, than a vernacular... Laughing

Think BIG pickup trucks, with BIG dogs ridin' in the back.
Lots o' cowboy boots.
Skoal rings on back pockets.
Denim insulated work clothes.
And miles and miles of wheat........ Cool

It ain't so bad. Not so many psycho extremists, but we do have Fred. (Phelps)

My business HAS been seen on an episode of COPS, though. Shocked
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sun 2 Dec, 2007 05:36 pm
somethin' like this Question
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Sun 2 Dec, 2007 05:45 pm
Well.....kinda. Embarrassed

There was no lawn mower, there was a drunk idiot. Rolling Eyes

We also had cheating lesbians, and partial nudity. Shocked

I DO remember hear the "I know my rights", and the "my wife's gonna kick yer ass" however... Cool

I'll see if I can find it, and make Smoky post it....

RH
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sun 2 Dec, 2007 05:49 pm
Rockhead wrote:
We also had cheating lesbians, and partial nudity. Shocked

kansas sounds really cool...
Mr. Green
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Sun 2 Dec, 2007 05:52 pm
See......and shhhhh...don't say anything, or we will start getting Cali idiots moving here like Colorado... Cool

We had drive thru liquor stores til recent, ala Tejas. :wink:
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