The Speak Kansan thread

Gawd help us all.

Our first client is a flippin Nor'Easter.

Don't think we can pull the chowder outta you without decomporission therapy. Do you have insurance...

I lived in Kansas City, and still can't speak Kansan.

i sure do have that IN-surance...

OK. and good. We take modern Insurance here.

Now you need to research famoous Kansans. (BoB Dole...?)

You may choose your own, or we will assign a list. (It's all in the History)

You are not with an HMO are you? (you are our first germ, and we do not want to 'scriminate er whatnot)

RH

(is there a translator ring?)

I see corn. All the time.

Dor-THEE!

Re: The Speak Kansan thread


Why? Is there something you haven't told Jespah, like you've taken a job there?

I never did speak Kansan, but I been there oncen, when I was little. We visited my aunt and uncle in Wichita, where he was doing something for Douglas Aircraft. He mostly did that in Santa Monica. Anyway, my memory of Kansas is a small back porch and my uncle showing me how to make home made ice cream with some giant barrel shaped thing that you turned a handle forever and then you got peach ice cream. So there, some Kansan --

peach ice cream




Or was that in Oklahoma City? Dang it....

The memory is the first thing to go Osso.

Is there really such a thing as to "speak" Kansas?

I thought they were among the no accent people like those in Missouri and Nebraska.

Re: The Speak Kansan thread

shhhhhhhhhhh...



that's what i done thought, but that-thar rockhead feller done started talkin' kansan on another thread -- outta the blue-like, so i figgered maybe i should try my hand at it...

Yer gittin there, Germ. It's more of a lazy mindset, than a vernacular...

Think BIG pickup trucks, with BIG dogs ridin' in the back.
Lots o' cowboy boots.
Skoal rings on back pockets.
Denim insulated work clothes.
And miles and miles of wheat........

It ain't so bad. Not so many psycho extremists, but we do have Fred. (Phelps)

My business HAS been seen on an episode of COPS, though.

somethin' like this

Well.....kinda.

There was no lawn mower, there was a drunk idiot.

We also had cheating lesbians, and partial nudity.

I DO remember hear the "I know my rights", and the "my wife's gonna kick yer ass" however...

I'll see if I can find it, and make Smoky post it....

RH

kansas sounds really cool...

See......and shhhhh...don't say anything, or we will start getting Cali idiots moving here like Colorado...

We had drive thru liquor stores til recent, ala Tejas. :wink: