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POST YOUR FAVORITE GRAFFITI

 
 
Sglass
 
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Reply Fri 14 Dec, 2007 10:39 pm
Berkeley Campus Graffitti

Free Cowbooy Hats

on the wall of a womans restroom - an arrow was pointed at the toilet seat paper cover dispenser.
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Fri 14 Dec, 2007 10:41 pm
On a restrrom wall in Disneyland....

When I'm done here, I wanna go to Berkeley
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glitterbag
 
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Reply Fri 14 Dec, 2007 10:44 pm
Well, I understand osso's point, when you ask for favorite graffiti, many things can pop into your mind. Some of of the wall decorations are not something you may ever write yourself, but you do have to appreciate the audacity of the author. Maybe that doesn't work for everyone, but I have heard and seen a number of things that made me laugh, even though I wouldn't have posted them myself. I agree that sometimes it is something you wouldn't say in front of dear old Aunt Maggie, but that doesn't mean you can't get a chuckle out of earshot. It's kind of like trying to stifle a laugh in Church.

My grandmother was one of the most reasonable and kind persons I ever met, but occasionally when she was confronted by an absurdity, she always knew what to say and defeat the negative. I think some of her most memorable statements are things that might appear uncouth, but sometimes a strong pushback is the way to resolve and issue and Jule was a master in that field.

I miss her.
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Sglass
 
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Reply Fri 14 Dec, 2007 10:45 pm
And there is always student protest

God Bless America and Bomb Those That Don't
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Sglass
 
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Reply Fri 14 Dec, 2007 11:00 pm
I have to pay tribute to a gentleman in NYC, his name was Randy Hoag, and he owned the No Name Bar at 41 E. 41st Street. He catered to the Madison Avenue advertising crowd.

He became disgusted with folks writing graffiti on his bathroom walls and one day he installed a couple of corkboards on which he placed white sheets of paper with a sign inviting people to write their graffiti on them.

When filled, he discarded and put up new paper.

Solved his graffitti problem.
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glitterbag
 
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Reply Fri 14 Dec, 2007 11:11 pm
Maybe some of you remember Mel Brooks "Silent Movie". It wasn't a blockbuster but one of my favorite scenes (when I was the only one in the theater who laughed) was when the high powered executives were filmed in the Executive Wash Room, and the graffiti on the wall was simply "Poverty sucks". There were a few other gags but I can't recall them right now. I just found it extremely entertaining and silly, and I hope I gave an accurate quote. It may not be all that late for everyone, but I'm tuckered and have a lot to do tomorrow.....so I am signing off and hope to see everyone in better humor tomorrow.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Fri 14 Dec, 2007 11:15 pm
glitterbag wrote:
Ticomaya wrote:
glitterbag wrote:
Thanks Sglass! I'm not much of a morning person and I couldn't make any sense of it. But now I'm really confused, should I be flattered or nervous? I'll assume the former, and many thanks to Ticomaya (I think).


You should be very flattered, GB. :wink:


Well I am flattered, I just don't know what I did for you to post my name in tag script. It really doesn't matter, I'm grateful for your post and appreciate the compliment (but I better not find out it's not a compliment, you know how I get) Laughing


What you did was submit a very cool post, GB, and I wanted to show my appreciation of you in keeping with the spirit of the thread. http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/2833/thumblg8.gif
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Fri 14 Dec, 2007 11:30 pm
Sglass wrote:
Osso I would appreciate it if you would stop humping my leg. Take your foopdedoo somewhere else.


John had way too much junk in his mud pit
So he went down to the landfill to dump it
He saw an old car
Its trunk was ajar
And so he proceeded to hump it.

There once was a chap from Toledo
Who liked to hump things in his speedo
He would thrust them all night
From dusk to first light
That dude he had quite the libido.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 14 Dec, 2007 11:34 pm
I say this wryly,




Shocked
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Fri 14 Dec, 2007 11:39 pm
Oh my Gawd, it's car porn......

REPORT, REPORT, REPORT.....

God bless those that look down on the rest of us, so we know what to aspire not to be....
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Sglass
 
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Reply Fri 14 Dec, 2007 11:48 pm
On the side of a van in Boston

Dirty Van Seeks Hot Spong For Good Clean Fun
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Sglass
 
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Reply Sat 15 Dec, 2007 07:25 am
LEGAL GRAFFITI

Honest Attorney/Extinct

A good lawyer is an evil neighbor

Preachers purge the conscience doctors the body, lawyers the purse

Lawyers and soldiers are the devils playmates (German)

Go to the law for a sheep and lose your cow (German)

A lawyer and a wagon wheel must be well greased

Love all men - but not lawyers

A bad argument is better than a good lawyer
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Sglass
 
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Reply Sat 15 Dec, 2007 07:43 am
MORE

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyers hand

A peasant between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats

When God wanted to punish man he invented lawyers

It is better to enter the mouth of a tiger than a court of law

No lawyer will ever go to heaven as long as there is room for more in hell

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 15 Dec, 2007 07:49 am
Sglass wrote:
MORE

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyers hand

A peasant between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats

When God wanted to punish man he invented lawyers

It is better to enter the mouth of a tiger than a court of law

No lawyer will ever go to heaven as long as there is room for more in hell

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer


Where exactly have you seen this written on a wall?

Sglass wrote:
Rockhead I would like to bring to your attention that your contribution is not graffiti, and not appropriate to this thread.
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Sglass
 
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Reply Sat 15 Dec, 2007 07:53 am
The internet wall.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 15 Dec, 2007 07:55 am
Your entitled to your opinion of what exactly constitutes graffiti.

I suspect others are as well.
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Sglass
 
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Reply Sat 15 Dec, 2007 07:59 am
Grafitto - a drawing or inscription, such as one made on a wall in a public place.

A website is a public place.
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Sat 15 Dec, 2007 08:01 am
Sglass wrote:
On the side of a van in Boston

Dirty Van Seeks Hot Spong For Good Clean Fun



Just yesterday I was driving behind a soccer mom in a minivan that was covered in dust and dirt. (We're in a severe drought, and not allowed to wash our cars.)
On the back of it, someone had scrawled " I wish my wife was dirty like this"

Cool
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 15 Dec, 2007 08:01 am
so too is a bathroom wall.
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Sglass
 
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Reply Sat 15 Dec, 2007 08:05 am
LionTamerX wrote:
Sglass wrote:
On the side of a van in Boston

Dirty Van Seeks Hot Spong For Good Clean Fun



Just yesterday I was driving behind a soccer mom in a minivan that was covered in dust and dirt. (We're in a severe drought, and not allowed to wash our cars.)
On the back of it, someone had scrawled " I wish my wife was dirty like this"

Cool


I saw that one on the internet wall too. A good laugh.
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