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POST YOUR FAVORITE GRAFFITI

 
 
ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 5 Dec, 2007 05:10 pm
Aggh - I just noticed this was under humor.

I'll back off.
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Sglass
 
  1  
Reply Wed 5 Dec, 2007 05:11 pm
Agreed Osso,

I am not promoting graffiti, I am only reporting it.
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Sglass
 
  1  
Reply Wed 5 Dec, 2007 09:47 pm
On a condom machine in a hospital bathroom.

For refund please insert baby
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Sglass
 
  1  
Reply Wed 5 Dec, 2007 09:53 pm
Traced on the back of a dusty bakery van in Dubai

We Are Number One Loafers
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Rockhead
 
  1  
Reply Wed 5 Dec, 2007 09:56 pm
Restroom humor......

Here i sit, brokenhearted

Tried to ****, but only farted.

RH
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Sglass
 
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Reply Wed 5 Dec, 2007 10:03 pm
Organic Graffiti if you will.

A German POW was sent to work once a week in an Englishwoman's garden outside of London. He was repatriated at the end of 1945 before the crocuses came up in her lawn in February of 1946. They read -

HEIL HITLER
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glitterbag
 
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Reply Wed 5 Dec, 2007 10:07 pm
I loved the garlic reference.

I live in Maryland and folks like to brag about the wonderful steamed Blue Channel Crabs......so the Governors office ordered some bumper stickers to pass along for promotion. Stated simply was "MARYLAND IS FOR CRABS" with dancing red crabs festooned. The one that made me laugh was the parody that came after the campaign for our local crab industry. Driving into work I was behind a car sporting a white bumper sticker with dancing red crabs and printed below the crabs in smaller black letters was the simple phrase "and other miserable bastards". That was one morning I was glad to be on the road so early.
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Wed 5 Dec, 2007 10:08 pm
More restroom humor...

Jesus is God....

Underneath

Jesus owes me and Jesus junior along with Lil' Pedro child support, please call if sighted...

RH
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glitterbag
 
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Reply Wed 5 Dec, 2007 10:13 pm
then there is the irreverent "Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you are an ass...." I censored myself.
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Sglass
 
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Reply Wed 5 Dec, 2007 10:23 pm
glitterbag wrote:
I loved the garlic reference.

I live in Maryland and folks like to brag about the wonderful steamed Blue Channel Crabs......so the Governors office ordered some bumper stickers to pass along for promotion. Stated simply was "MARYLAND IS FOR CRABS" with dancing red crabs festooned. The one that made me laugh was the parody that came after the campaign for our local crab industry. Driving into work I was behind a car sporting a white bumper sticker with dancing red crabs and printed below the crabs in smaller black letters was the simple phrase "and other miserable bastards". That was one morning I was glad to be on the road so early.


I love the wonderful steamed Blue Channel Crabs of Maryland.

Thanks for this share. It is most clever.
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Sglass
 
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Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2007 02:39 am
George wrote:
There is (or at least there was last time I was there) a walkway around
the outside of the dome of St. Paul's Cathedral in London. Over the exit
was a sign "WAY DOWN". Underneath someone had written "upon the
Swannee Ribber"


Thank you George. If I haven't told you already, this is absolutely priceless. It's the kind of humor that just happens.
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Sglass
 
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Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2007 02:49 am
Noddy24 wrote:
Some of the saddest graphiti I've ever seen was in the Ladies' Room of a family restaurant.

We do acid
We do tea
We're the Class
Of 1984.

Any literary references were probably not intended.


Ha Noddy, sign of the times . Maybe it should have read


we do acid
we do tea
we're the class
of 83

it rhymes and I have a mental picture of pom poms being thrown in the air at a football game.

yes, it's sad.
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Sglass
 
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Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2007 03:18 am
Rockhead wrote:
Restroom humor......

Here i sit, brokenhearted

Tried to ****, but only farted.

RH


Rockhead I would like to bring to your attention that your contribution is not graffiti, and not appropriate to this thread.
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Doowop
 
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Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2007 05:50 am
One that I saw back in the 80's, during the awful Thatcher years of high unemployment, read "Buy Japanese and put your son on the dole".
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Doowop
 
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Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2007 05:55 am
On a road safety poster from the Police.

"SPEEDING - WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?"

(scrawled underneath) - "I need a crap".
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Doowop
 
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Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2007 05:57 am
Caption on poster - "Can you fall for someone you've never met?"

Written reply - " I hope so, coz the people I've met so far are all a bunch of c***s."
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Doowop
 
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Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2007 06:06 am
On a condom machine - "My dad says that these don't work".
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Sglass
 
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Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2007 08:34 am
Doowop wrote:
On a road safety poster from the Police.

"SPEEDING - WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?"

(scrawled underneath) - "I need a crap".


These are great. This one in particular reminds me of getting stopped once for speeding and my excuse was that I was in a desperate hurry to go to the loo. The cop squirmmed, turned red and let me go without a ticket to go take care of business.
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2007 03:09 pm
Rockhead--

Quote:
Here i sit, brokenhearted

Tried to ****, but only farted.



I first saw that in a rain shelter on a golf course in the late 1940's.

Sglass--

The Sophomores of the Class of '85--at least one of them--had been aching for the sophistication of:

We do acid,
We do tea,
We're the Class
Of '83

and after graduation, she grabbed for the glory.
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Sglass
 
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Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2007 03:29 pm
Rockhead--

Quote:
Here i sit, brokenhearted

Tried to ****, but only farted.



I first saw that in a rain shelter on a golf course in the late 1940's.

Sglass--

Oh yuck Noddy, you telling me that is a legitimate piece of graffiti? Sounds more like prepubescent smut that my 11 year old grandson would snicker at.

Sigh . . . . Baby graffiti.
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