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Thu 29 Nov, 2007 09:11 am
yesterday on Capital Blvd. I passed a Pretige Farms Poultry truck and it said specializing in boneless breasts.
Now I have been lucky in my life to have at one time or another many many breasts in my mouth and not once in those many breasts and many times have I ever said "Ouch! Damn! That titty bone poked me!!!"
I mean, aren't all breasts boneless? Have any of you ever been poked hard by a breast bone?
No but I have been gored by an erect nipple or two.
I just heard this story that I found rather amusing and I guess this thread is as good a place as any to put it.
Little Johnny is walking by his parents bedroom one day and, hearing a noise, he peeks inside. There is his mother bent over the dresser and his dad is pounding away on her. The dad looks over his shoulder and sees Johnny and gives him a wink as Johnny shuts the door and leaves.
Afterwards the dad decides he had better check on Johnny. He goes in Johnny's room and there is Grandma, bent over the bed, and Johnny behind her, pounding away.
The dad screams, "Johnny! What the hell are you doing!?"
Johnny looks up and says, "Ain't so funny when it's your mom, is it?"
pounding away?
What, like with a hammer?
I don't think either one would be very funny.
Johnny could have called child protective services, saying he was in fear for his life.
why? Because he was afraid he was going to fall into grandma and never be seen again?
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