My nuts are itching me!

From your posts so far, I would hazard a guess at loss of brain cells. Of course, I could be mistaken.

Layer by layer your balls will shrink until there is nothing left.

Then again, a bit of cortisone cream might just make things right!

Having just read his work thread, no, Intrepid - you are not mistaken. I can't believe he's old enough to have "ass hair" - he sounds so juvenile.

I could be high acidity in your sisters saliva..... drying effect...

Ball-itching of this nature, typically acquired by sleeping naked on a Motel 6 matress, or with a "he-she" at a Motel 6, can only be remedied via the application of Icy Hot on the affected area. Do this immediately.

Re: My nuts are itching me!


I would say you have the disease known as fastfooditis. You, my friend, are destined for a life a serving the rest of us. Years from now, when your paper hat begins to fade and you see your reflection in the Subway mirror, you will say to yourself, "I forgot to get a job. I forgot to be somebody."

And then you will shuffle to the back, to the kitchen, and try to extract some fluid from your withered penis and realize that the well is dry.

And you will begin to scream.

Goat sex does that to a body

Really? I find it gives my "wang," or "dong," or "heat-seeking muff missile," or what have you, a healthy sheen.

just wait until you take a shower













juuuuuuuuuuuust wait..

I think I've seen this guy somewhere before... oh yeah...

http://www.break.com/index/itchy-nuts-dui.html

Well I went to a dermatologist today....praying I don't have any type of STD's...Then I was relieved what he told me! Whew!!

He said the root cause of the itching, flaking and shedding is beacause I didn't rinse the soap residue that was building up on the surface of my nut sac. He told me to scrub it with a soft bath brush and apply lotion and the shedding should go away in a matter of days.

What a relief!

And why is my post moved to the humorous section? There is nothing humorous about itchy nuts.

Because your first post was utterly gross, and humour is where people are warned about grossness.


Now...go wash your horrible balls and stop bothering people with them.

Good one!

Check thisout. It's one of my favorite old threads. If it spreads, google Anti Monkey Butt Powder.

a veritable stocking-stuffer...

Why are you anti monkey butt?

Nobody here is anti monkey butt. We got too much class to be prejudiced.

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Anybody here wanna buy my nuts?
Selling nuts, hot nuts
I've got nuts for sale
Selling one for five, two for ten
If you buy 'em once, you'll buy 'em again
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You buy 'em from the peanut man

Nuts! Hot nuts!
Anybody here wanna buy my nuts?
Selling nuts, hot nuts
I've got nuts for sale
They tell me your nuts is mighty fine
But I bet your nuts isn't hard as mine
Selling nuts, hot nuts,
You buy 'em from the peanut man

Nuts! Hot nuts!
Anybody here wanna buy my nuts?
Selling nuts, hot nuts
I've got nuts for sale
Ah, they tell me your nuts is mighty small
Best to have small nuts than no nuts at all
Selling nuts, hot nuts,
You buy 'em from the peanut man

(Instrumental break:)
Look what you can get cheap!
Only five cents boys!
Nice and brown, too!
Everybody's crazy about my nuts!

Selling nuts! Hot nuts!
Anybody here wanna buy my nuts?
Selling nuts, hot nuts
I've got nuts for sale
Now you see that man all dressed in brown
He's got the hottest nuts in town
Selling nuts, hot nuts,
You buy 'em from the peanut man

Selling nuts! Hot nuts!
Anybody here wanna buy my nuts?
Selling nuts, hot nuts
I've got nuts for sale
When a hog get hungry, he starts to grunt
When a man get hungry, he starts to hunt for
Nuts, hot nuts,
You buy 'em from the peanut man, I say
You buy 'em from the peanut man

Maybe this is Primotivo, being pulled for drink driving?

My nuts itch