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Reply Mon 26 Nov, 2007 03:15 pm
A girl tells her mother "I've decided to leave my husband. all he ever wants is anal sex. My orifice used to be the size of a nickel and now it's as bnig around as a fifty cent piece."

The mother replied "Your husband is a multimillionaire. You live in an 8 bedroom mansion. You're on a 10,000.00 a month allowance and take probably 8 luxury vacations a year."

"You're going to give all that up over 45 cents"?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 26 Nov, 2007 03:17 pm
(groan)
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contrex
 
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Reply Mon 26 Nov, 2007 03:19 pm
That was a lovely joke, B-P B. Such good taste. So reflective of American values. Is the girl your sister?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 26 Nov, 2007 03:32 pm
contrex wrote:
That was a lovely joke, B-P B. Such good taste. So reflective of American values. Is the girl your sister?


So why don't you take the stick out of your ass, and tell us a hilarious, sophisticated joke?
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 26 Nov, 2007 03:49 pm
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
contrex wrote:
That was a lovely joke, B-P B. Such good taste. So reflective of American values. Is the girl your sister?


So why don't you take the stick out of your ass, and tell us a hilarious, sophisticated joke?


naw, he's too busy getting soused and acting the big man....him and his buddies are such pussies it takes 3 or 4 of them to throw one 'merican out of a bar.

of course, if he came here and got stinkin' drunk and started talking smack, he'd be totally within his rights.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 26 Nov, 2007 03:51 pm
Dont you get it?

Sofistakated people ARE the joke
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 26 Nov, 2007 03:52 pm
oooooohhhh.....
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tinygiraffe
 
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Reply Mon 26 Nov, 2007 05:19 pm
teehee.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Mon 26 Nov, 2007 05:38 pm
contrex wrote:
That was a lovely joke, B-P B. Such good taste. So reflective of American values. Is the girl your sister?



Contrex and some of his friends come home from work and find his friends wife lying on the kitchen table with blood rolling down her thigh. Mon Dieu! says one of the friends zees looks like ze menstrual blood! Another squats, sniffs and exclaims Mon Dieu! zees SMELLS like ze menstrual blood!!! Contrex himself gets a taste and says zees EES ze menstrual blood. Contrex turns to his friend, then his friends wife and says Zank God we did not f**k her."

how was that pepe le pew?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 26 Nov, 2007 05:42 pm
mag-na-feeke!

Zat was zee most surf-ista-kateeeded joke of all zime.

Bravo dahhhlink. Bravo
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