a fifth of beafeaters all at once?
would kill you, unless of course you've been practicing for awhile....it is summer tho.
i'm wondering about a 12th now,,,, is that like a metric conversion of 2 5ths + some 'ths...?
ok, so we've got four fifths now, right? whadda we have to do to get a full bottle of gin?
I'll see your gin and up it two bottles of Jose Cuervo.
Two bottles of Jose Cuervo! I didn't realize you were a gamblin' man, EdgarB!
I do the slots in Louisiana when I get a chance.
Here's a safe bet.
ehBeth will get cross-eyed after the second Jose Cuervo. You can bet her knees will get numb shortly thereafter.
keep knives away from her.
In actual real life, ole eb hasn't been close to drunk in nearly ten years. Used to live on the stuff. Unlike most recovered alkies, I can have a beer and not want another. Often am unable to finish the one.
I've never taken Viagra. I'd try it for fun though...why not?
I met a friend of mine out in a bar one night, who was with his girlfriend. He walks up to me, and says "I've had a hard-on all night! I can't get rid of it...I took 2 viagras tonight. I was having drinks at my place with Diane, I took one, 1/2 hour later didn't feel anything, so I took a second!"
Next day he told me he was in pain..he woke up the next morning with his hard-on, took a cold shower, didn't go down until later in the afternoon. He was only about 24 years old at the time. From what I've heard, 1/2 pill works fine, and this clown takes 2 pills. Good times.
Oh yea, I'm a virgin, so there's no need for me to try it. Unless I'm going swimming at the public pool.
I have cancer. I distrust anything that messes with my blood unnaturally.
Sorry to hear that edgar, I hope you are coping.