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The cornfields

 
 
Amigo
 
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Reply Sun 25 Nov, 2007 06:03 pm
ossobuco wrote:
Of course it's bourbon...
It's only Bourbon if it comes from Bourbon county.

Just like champaign and the french dudes.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 25 Nov, 2007 06:10 pm
You mean it has to be from the line of european aristocrats?

Here 'tis..

http://www.thedrinkshop.com/products/nlpdetail.php?prodid=1528
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sun 25 Nov, 2007 06:11 pm
Amigo wrote:
dagmaraka wrote:
Amigo wrote:
With a splash of coka cola perhaps? Very Happy


no way.straight up.
I only allow wild Turkey here.....and all the men have to get perms like John Holms except me, My hair is just like Nietzsche


who asked you what you allow? i'm drinking my bourbon. there.
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Amigo
 
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Reply Sun 25 Nov, 2007 06:15 pm
Whats a min-pin?

Bourbon! Made by blue bloods!!!!! Evil or Very Mad

For bringing me that news I would wish you away to the cornfields except we are already here.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 25 Nov, 2007 06:18 pm
No, made in Kentucky, lucky.

Mini-pinchers....
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sun 25 Nov, 2007 06:27 pm
Amigo wrote:
ossobuco wrote:
Of course it's bourbon...
It's only Bourbon if it comes from Bourbon county.

Just like champaign and the french dudes.
Myth, not true.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sun 25 Nov, 2007 06:29 pm
It is an American working man's bourbon, silly.

Quote:
Uniquely recognized as "America's native spirit," by an act of Congress in 1964, no whiskey can call itself Bourbon unless it is manufactured within the United States according to the Bourbon formula. That is, a whiskey distilled at not higher than 160° from a fermented mash of grain containing at least 51 percent corn and stored at not more than 125 proof, in NEW, charred, white oak barrels. Nothing may be added to Bourbon except distilled water to adjust the proof. Bourbon must not be bottled below 80 proof unless otherwise noted on the label that it is diluted. Bourbon is not Bourbon unless the label says so. Kentucky Bourbon has been the preferred drink of Americans since it was first brought to market in the foothills of Kentucky over 200 years ago.
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Amigo
 
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Reply Sun 25 Nov, 2007 06:33 pm
dyslexia wrote:
Amigo wrote:
ossobuco wrote:
Of course it's bourbon...
It's only Bourbon if it comes from Bourbon county.

Just like champaign and the french dudes.
Myth, not true.


"Bourbon can legally be made anywhere in the United States where it is legal to distill spirits. Legitimate production is not restricted to Kentucky,"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bourbon_whiskey

Fine then!!!
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sun 25 Nov, 2007 06:35 pm
Bourbon can legally be made anywhere in the United States where it is legal to distill spirits. Legitimate production is not restricted to Kentucky, although currently all but a few brands are made there, and the drink is associated strongly with that commonwealth. Illinois once produced nearly as much bourbon whiskey as Kentucky, and bourbon continues to be made in Virginia. In the past bourbon has been made in Pennsylvania, Indiana, Ohio, Tennessee, Missouri and Kansas.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sun 25 Nov, 2007 06:36 pm
Amigo wrote:
dyslexia wrote:
Amigo wrote:
ossobuco wrote:
Of course it's bourbon...
It's only Bourbon if it comes from Bourbon county.

Just like champaign and the french dudes.
Myth, not true.


"Bourbon can legally be made anywhere in the United States where it is legal to distill spirits. Legitimate production is not restricted to Kentucky,"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bourbon_whiskey

Fine then!!!
Laughing
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sun 25 Nov, 2007 06:37 pm
For the master of the cornfield you know awfully little about the grain, tsk tsk.
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Sun 25 Nov, 2007 06:38 pm
You guys can have Kentuck, just leave me Lynchburg Tennessee... Cool
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sun 25 Nov, 2007 06:40 pm
http://www.miniature-pinscher-world.com/images/miniature-pinscher-pictures-tink.jpg
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Amigo
 
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Reply Sun 25 Nov, 2007 06:42 pm
Bourbon legally can't be outsourced?!?!

Hell lets make bourbon! Well all be rich!

Well go to the poorest state in the union and turn the whole state into a bourbon factory.

Well be the wallmart of Bourbon.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 25 Nov, 2007 06:43 pm
Adding further confusion, min-pins aren't actually mini doberman pinchers...
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sun 25 Nov, 2007 06:46 pm
Nope. Just good old miniature pinschers.

Nice little dogs.

Bailey had a pal who was a min-pin crossed with a Parson Jack Russell. Now that was a crazy little dog.

He didn't need any bourbon to make him crazy.
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Amigo
 
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Reply Sun 25 Nov, 2007 07:27 pm
min-pins. interesting.

Are you ladys ready for chrismas?
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 25 Nov, 2007 07:30 pm
Not me...
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Amigo
 
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Reply Sun 25 Nov, 2007 07:35 pm
Did you go shopping on Black friday? That what they call the day after thanksgiving right.
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Eva
 
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Reply Sun 25 Nov, 2007 10:22 pm
Amigo misspelled words right and left when he wrote:


Are you ladys ready for chrismas?


ladys...chrismas...wallmart...purgotory...coka cola...whoopla...champaign....AAAAARGH!!!!

I'm getting you a dictionary for Christmas, Amigo. Oh wait, I already did. THEN USE IT, WILL YOU?!

You should be sent to the cornfields yourself. Shame on you.
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