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The cornfields

 
 
Eva
 
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Reply Sun 25 Nov, 2007 05:07 pm
Hey! You didn't get those novels from me! You must've found them in the cornfield.

Damn romance novels.

And Hey! to you too, Amigo. I was TRYING to HELP you!

(stomps foot, pulls stiletto out of freshly plowed earth in the cornfield, tiptoes off...)
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 25 Nov, 2007 05:09 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
Don't worry, gustav, I'll always cherish the initial misconception I've
had of you.


Why did that phrase cause disruption in my trousers?
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Eva
 
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Reply Sun 25 Nov, 2007 05:10 pm
Probably because it contained the word "misconception."
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 25 Nov, 2007 05:11 pm
Stop farting, gustav!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 25 Nov, 2007 05:11 pm
Eva wrote:
Hey! You didn't get those novels from me! You must've found them in the cornfield.

Damn romance novels.

And Hey! to you too, Amigo. I was TRYING to HELP you!

(stomps foot, pulls stiletto out of freshly plowed earth in the cornfield, tiptoes off...)


Eva, you and Joe Nation have supplied me with more cheap material than anyone since Nixon. I appreciate that beyond words.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sun 25 Nov, 2007 05:15 pm
You call this a cornfield? I guess you've never been to Buffalo NY.
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Amigo
 
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Reply Sun 25 Nov, 2007 05:15 pm
Eva wrote:
Hey! You didn't get those novels from me! You must've found them in the cornfield.

Damn romance novels.

And Hey! to you too, Amigo. I was TRYING to HELP you!

(stomps foot, pulls stiletto out of freshly plowed earth in the cornfield, tiptoes off...)


SOME LADY GONE NUTS IN THE CORNFEILD!!! EVERYBODY SCATTER!!!

(from time to time people go friggen nuts in the cornfield. It is a very loosly run purgotory.)
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 25 Nov, 2007 05:16 pm
dyslexia wrote:
You call this a cornfield? I guess you've never been to Buffalo NY.


Yeah! Even suicide is redundant in Buffalo.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 25 Nov, 2007 05:17 pm
Ok, amigo, what's going on..
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sun 25 Nov, 2007 05:25 pm
ossobuco wrote:
Ok, amigo, what's going on..
As if anyone cares.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sun 25 Nov, 2007 05:30 pm
Knob Creek is made out of corn, isnit? I'm in.
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Amigo
 
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Reply Sun 25 Nov, 2007 05:32 pm
ossobuco wrote:
Ok, amigo, what's going on..
I got angry at my "Naked black wizard holding a bong and riding a Unicorn" thread so I wished everybody to the "cornfield" from that twilightzone episode where the little angry kid wishes all the people that won't give him his way to this nightmarish purgatory he called the "cornfield" So I made this thread my cornfield to wish people two (the first one was gus that got wished to the cornfield) and it all went to hell after that.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 25 Nov, 2007 05:34 pm
Come on in, dagmar, the boys are waiting for you!

http://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/Library/Giants/Suomi/Images/suomi_cornfield.jpg
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 25 Nov, 2007 05:40 pm
Oh, I see, amigo.











Knob Creek?
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sun 25 Nov, 2007 05:42 pm
knob creek=bourbon.
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Amigo
 
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Reply Sun 25 Nov, 2007 05:45 pm
With a splash of coka cola perhaps? Very Happy
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Tai Chi
 
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Reply Sun 25 Nov, 2007 05:49 pm
http://dandddetasseling.com/images/image%201.jpg

Watch out for the detasseling crew!
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sun 25 Nov, 2007 05:53 pm
Amigo wrote:
With a splash of coka cola perhaps? Very Happy


no way.straight up.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 25 Nov, 2007 06:00 pm
Of course it's bourbon...
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Amigo
 
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Reply Sun 25 Nov, 2007 06:01 pm
dagmaraka wrote:
Amigo wrote:
With a splash of coka cola perhaps? Very Happy


no way.straight up.
I only allow wild Turkey here.....and all the men have to get perms like John Holms except me, My hair is just like Nietzsche
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