edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 2 Dec, 2007 08:39 pm
When I buy my dog a bone or rawhide chew, I get the giant economy size. Until recently, she worked on these things industriously and demolished them in short order. Now, she has taken to hiding them. She hid a bone so well, I finally concluded she had somehow let a dog from the outside get away with it. It made no sense, but, something had to have happened to it. Eventually, she began bringing it in, and finally she set to work in earnest on it. Over a week ago, I bought her a rawhide chew, which she licked once, and then promptly hid. After about three days, I discovered it beneath a rose bush, cleverly covered, but slightly exposed. I pulled it out and allowed her to take it. She went in the house for a few minutes, at first giving me The Look: "Is he going to take it away from me? If he makes a wrong move, I will be out the doggie door at top speed." She then settled on the floor to examine it a bit. After that, she hid it again. I have combed that yard over, several times, but simply cannot find it.

Then, I think back to when the TV remote vanished, and wonder if, someday, when I am searching for a bone, it will suddenly turn up. It will have been out there about two years.
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Mon 3 Dec, 2007 02:33 pm
Edgar--

Invite her to participate in your investment planning. She has a thrifty soul.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 3 Dec, 2007 05:43 pm
And she's not a "Scotty!"
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Tue 4 Dec, 2007 12:13 pm
Not a Scotty--as in "Beam me up, Scotty?"
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 4 Dec, 2007 05:55 pm
This dog doesn't require beaming up. She's high enough on her own.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 5 Dec, 2007 05:55 am
There is some justice in the world. Five years ago, we bought a Corolla for my wife. After we made the final payment, the state gave us a salvage title. We hired a lawyer to take Farmers Insurance to court and as of yesterday, they have agreed to refund the cost of the car. I feel they should owe more than that, because the car goes through tires like reyn goes through avatars, but we avoid a trial in Austin this way.
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Wed 5 Dec, 2007 08:29 am
Edgar--

A little justice....a little karma...and it all comes out in the wash.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Wed 5 Dec, 2007 08:55 am
edgarblythe wrote:
[...] the car goes through tires like reyn goes through avatars [...]

Hey, watch it buddy, I heard that! :wink: Laughing
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 5 Dec, 2007 06:19 pm
Oops. Hi there, old pal.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2007 10:44 pm
Nyuk nyuk.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Fri 7 Dec, 2007 09:01 am
edgarblythe wrote:
Nyuk nyuk.

See, there I go again. Couldn't help myself....




What time is it?
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 7 Dec, 2007 05:52 pm
You look just like Kojak.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Fri 7 Dec, 2007 08:57 pm
Kojak was bald. Curly's got some hair.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 7 Dec, 2007 10:06 pm
"Why don't you get a toupee with some brains it!?!"
- Moe to Curly (THREE SAPPY PEOPLE, 1939)
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Reyn
 
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Reply Wed 19 Dec, 2007 08:52 am
What's up, doc?
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 19 Dec, 2007 05:31 pm
Shh. Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm huntin' wabbits.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Wed 19 Dec, 2007 07:09 pm
Do you need any rain down there? We got lots to spare.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 19 Dec, 2007 08:30 pm
A storm of sorts is expected to drop quite a bit tonight. 60% probability. But, the temp been in the mid seventies, so I can't complain about weather. Are you still working?
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Reyn
 
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Reply Wed 19 Dec, 2007 09:43 pm
Nope. Not since early October. Been looking though. Not much going on at the moment. I'm hoping to get something like "stock person", or something like that. I'm not really in a hurry though.
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Mr Nice
 
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Reply Wed 19 Dec, 2007 11:20 pm
edgarblythe wrote:
Shh. Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm huntin' wabbits.


I weally weally like this. Funny. Laughing
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