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Is gustavratzenhofer coming on to me?

 
 
Chai
 
Reply Sun 18 Nov, 2007 05:00 pm
I've only been on this forum a couple of years now, so I'm afraid that this figure of authority might be trying to take advantage of me.

The other day, I PM'd Mr. Ratzenhofter regarding a swamp cabbage recipe he'd mentioned before, simply wanting to know the amount of crystal hot sauce to use per pound of vegetation.

His reply to me was:

"Use 1/2 teaspoon per pound - gus"

Signing his familiar name "gus" has me quite disturbed.

I feel....unclean somehow.

could someone help me with this?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sun 18 Nov, 2007 05:12 pm
Sue his ass for sexual harrassment.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 18 Nov, 2007 05:16 pm
Yeah, cut his balls off!!!
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Sun 18 Nov, 2007 05:26 pm
I'm burning a bra as we speak!

Not the one I'm wearing, of course.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 18 Nov, 2007 05:29 pm
I don't think of Ratzenhofer as that formal a guy... but then, you know, I wasn't there.
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martybarker
 
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Reply Sun 18 Nov, 2007 05:40 pm
He's definitely coming on to you. Did he capitalize Gus or sign it in lower case?
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Sun 18 Nov, 2007 05:45 pm
I warned you not to wear that sheep skin coat around him.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sun 18 Nov, 2007 05:58 pm
of COURSE he is coming on to you.

Jeezus.
When are women going to understand that the ONLY reason why men talk to us is to get in our pants?

Am I the only one here who knows this???
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Chai
 
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Reply Sun 18 Nov, 2007 06:09 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
of COURSE he is coming on to you.

Jeezus.
When are women going to understand that the ONLY reason why men talk to us is to get in our pants?



That's all you know, I'm not wearing pants.

marty, that's what makes me wonder. He signed it in lower case. That's really going past informality into familiarity, isn't it?

Or, is this all just in my mind?

I'm making sure all the blinds are drawn.
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Jim
 
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Reply Sun 18 Nov, 2007 11:12 pm
I'd say you definately have an admirer.

What are you going to do about it?
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Sglass
 
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Reply Mon 19 Nov, 2007 02:14 am
How did the skunk cabbage soup turn out?
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solipsister
 
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Reply Mon 19 Nov, 2007 04:40 am
Re: Is gustavratzenhofer coming on to me?
Chai wrote:

"Use 1/2 teaspoon per pound - gus"

Signing his familiar name "gus" has me quite disturbed.

I feel....unclean somehow.

could someone help me with this?


Take heart dear. The uncleanliness is probably just sweaty palms.

Repeated pounding with half a teaspoon allows the heart on the sleeve to get a grip on the recipe.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart-of-palm
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farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 19 Nov, 2007 05:30 am
who the hell uses crystal hot sauce, ? ITS ALL SALT.

Farmey
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Sglass
 
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Reply Mon 19 Nov, 2007 11:43 am
Re: Is gustavratzenhofer coming on to me?
solipsister wrote:
Chai wrote:

"Use 1/2 teaspoon per pound - gus"

Signing his familiar name "gus" has me quite disturbed.

I feel....unclean somehow.

could someone help me with this?


Take heart dear. The uncleanliness is probably just sweaty palms.

Repeated pounding with half a teaspoon allows the heart on the sleeve to get a grip on the recipe.

I think that I detect an endearing sense of humor in your postings. However my Carrib' friends say that palm salad with an entree of jerk pork chops and fried platains and some good Barbados rum will get any evening off to mellow start. I think that Chai is trying to put a welcome back party together for Gus, but she's shy and needs help.

What do you need for the party Chai?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart-of-palm
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Sglass
 
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Reply Mon 19 Nov, 2007 11:54 am
Re: Is gustavratzenhofer coming on to me?
solipsister wrote:
Chai wrote:

"Use 1/2 teaspoon per pound - gus"

Signing his familiar name "gus" has me quite disturbed.

I feel....unclean somehow.

could someone help me with this?


Take heart dear. The uncleanliness is probably just sweaty palms.

Repeated pounding with half a teaspoon allows the heart on the sleeve to get a grip on the recipe.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart-of-palm

".
I messed that up royaly. My comments follow "Repeated pounding with half a tespoon allows the heart on the sleeve to get a grip on the recipe (Great line Solipsister).
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Wally Tea
 
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Reply Mon 19 Nov, 2007 12:40 pm
Chai,

You know I hate finding out things like this online. I hardly ever post here. Did Gus think he was getting away with something?
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 19 Nov, 2007 02:03 pm
You'll have take that up with gus dear.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 19 Nov, 2007 02:05 pm
Gus wears womens clothing??
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 19 Nov, 2007 02:06 pm
Wally Tea wrote:
Chai,

You know I hate finding out things like this online. I hardly ever post here. Did Gus think he was getting away with something?


Wally, what part of my diatribe did you not understand? It's over, dude!


Jesus!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 19 Nov, 2007 02:07 pm
Wally, while you slept last night, I had my way with Chai as Shewolf fanned us with palm fronds.

It was marvelous.
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