UK Earthquake?

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Middlesbrough Earthquake

A major earthquake measuring 7.8 on the Richter scale hit Middlesbrough in the early hours of Friday 20th June 2003. The epicentre was Whinney Banks.

Casualties were seen wandering aimlessly saying "bang out of order", "mental" and "that did my head in". The earthquake decimated the area causing in excess of #17.55 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of momentos from Ibiza and Corfu were damaged beyond repair. Three preserved areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giros arrived. The Gazette reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered. They are still trying to come to terms with the fact that the damage and destruction was caused by something else instead of them. One resident ? Tracey Sharon Smith, a 15 year old mother of four said "it was such a shock, little Chardonnay-Leigh came running through the cardboard door into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Brooklyn and Kai-Keanu slept through it all. My hands were shaking so much I could hardly shoot up when I was watching Trisha the next morning. Another local resident known as 'Mally' said that the earthquake would not stop him going to work, after all, the T.W.O.C'ing, burglaries and graffiti would not do themselves.

The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help with the crisis. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, which include benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Dukes, Bone China from Poundstretcher and a number of Argos catalogues. However they were unable to save any furniture from Crazy Georges.

How can you help?

This appeal hopes to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in the disaster. Clothing is most sought after. Most needed are Kappa or other tracksuits (his and hers), white socks to tuck the tracksuit bottoms into, Burberry caps, woolly 'Benny' hats and Reebok trainers. Primark clothing is most welcome. Food parcels are also needed. They should include McCains Micro-chips, Aldi beans,Monster Munch crisps, Nuttella chocolate spread and Iceland pizzas. Alcohol is also in short supply, mainly Lambrini, White Lightning cider and Carlsberg Special Brew. Cash donations are also needed, 22p buys a Bic Biro for signing on purposes, #1.50 buys cheese and chips and #26 buys 200 Regal from 'Tommo' who has just got back from Kavos.