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Sat 16 Aug, 2003 02:05 pm
This just in from reuters:
At Heathrow Airport this morning, an individual, later discovered to be a school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.
Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement which has struck terror into the lives of many for generations. He is being charged with carrying weapons of maths instruction.
He was trying to reangle the hypotenuse.
And here I was picturing the SAS wrapping the terrorist in tinfoil!