Hot Chicks with Douchebags

I expect that mostly these women just want to look better than whomever they're with. Add in some insecurities and, well....

What's wrong with that guy? He looks awesome! Like a pirate an stuff!

He looks like what would happen if Kid Rock and Tommy Lee simultaneously impregnated Pamela Anderson, and the resulting offspring took steroids and got a job at your area mall foodcourt as a cook for Sbarro.

He has on more makeup than the girl?

Maybe she thinks all he needs are a few changes, and he would make a perfect mate.
Or not...

I do like the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader belt, though.
Now that is stylish.

And maybe I'm a fan of guyliner?

I could change him, I'm sure I could.

If only he'd call me back.

Hahaha! That guy on the right made my day! He's even got fake blue eyes!

You shouldn't hold back like that, Gargs dollink.

You need to learn to express yourself.

Seriously.

Tell us how you really feel.

I looked on that website, and damn, some of those pictures took me back.

I remember having to exist in the same space as these knuckle dragging, mouth breathing troglodytes for entire minutes at a time.

Even thinking about it, my face is drawing up toward the center, to a pinched little mass on the tip of my nose.

Ok, 20 to 25 years later, I wonder what the douche bags of my era are doing now? Looking around, I can't tell who used to be one of them....or maybe I just don't frequent the hip parties they must be attending.....as dirty old men now.

Chai,
Have you ever bought a house that was a "fixer-upper"? That's how women looked at me.

As an exciting adventure?



Wandel, don't sell yourself short.

You only have about 5 million times the things to offer than those dopes.

I just spent over two hours looking at that site. That guy is a BOMB! It took a second or two until I understood what he wanted with those pictures, then it hit me! It's all about agoodlooking girl with a guy who tries to look better than her, which the boys, invariably, cannot do! And the looks on the supposed "tuff" guys from the "hood"! Instant hilarity!

No, I think it's because they're douchebags.



I thought of something before....

You know how slappy will give guys encouragement to be "confident" and make with the jokes, etc?

Whenever he does that, I picture these guys.

Like, who the hell but some chick who maybe has some good looks, but doesn't have 2 brain cells working would want to spend more than 30 seconds with you?

Oh, I know, I must be jealous.

Not calling slappy a douchebag, he might or might not be, I dunno, that's just the type I picture when I read his advice about getting girls

Oh my. The men are making pouty lips and the chick isn't.

I was just about to point out the same thing, K I love that! It really makes me happy to see men who've clearly spent time looking in the mirror trying out different expressions to see what looks most sultry... *snork* I guess if we can't get beyond making women try to live up to impossible beauty ideals, the next best thing is for men to start making themselves miserable and self-conscious too!

I thought the chicks were supposed to be good looking?

I'm kinda with you there. The people on that site deserve each other. They can have all the little douchelets they want.