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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Mon 22 Oct, 2007 01:27 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
I was 11.

wasnt exactly the best in my opinion.. (ug)


I bet your uncle enjoyed it though....
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Sglass
 
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Reply Mon 22 Oct, 2007 01:28 pm
precocious, thats how he got into rack and roll Rolling Eyes
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kickycan
 
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Reply Mon 22 Oct, 2007 01:35 pm
I'm still a virgin. Someone tell me...will it hurt when I put it in her? Also, I heard that vaginas have teeth. Are they really sharp? Can they retract them? I'm a' scared.
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Mon 22 Oct, 2007 01:38 pm
Kicky- Now, go sit in the corner, and eat your oatmeal.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Mon 22 Oct, 2007 01:41 pm
kickycan wrote:
I'm still a virgin. Someone tell me...will it hurt when I put it in her? Also, I heard that vaginas have teeth. Are they really sharp? Can they retract them? I'm a' scared.


they lose their teeth between 12 and 13 so catch them after they've been mitzvahed....
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Sglass
 
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Reply Mon 22 Oct, 2007 01:45 pm
Rolling Eyes why us God?
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jespah
 
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Reply Mon 22 Oct, 2007 04:37 pm
Re: lets talk about sex
geoege isth3 luvov my lyf wrote:
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I'm very, very concerned. Looking at this poster's name, it seems to be slang for "George is the love of my life". And, while we all like George (and his many Latin translations, bouncing around on tramp stamps all over the world), I'm thinking: should I tell Mrs. George?

Signed,

Concerned in Boston
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Captain Irrelevant
 
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Reply Mon 22 Oct, 2007 04:46 pm
Bring back the quill!
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Mon 22 Oct, 2007 06:06 pm
kickycan wrote:
I'm still a virgin. Someone tell me...will it hurt when I put it in her? Also, I heard that vaginas have teeth. Are they really sharp? Can they retract them? I'm a' scared.


What do vaginas have to do with sex?
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Mon 22 Oct, 2007 06:09 pm
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/stevetheq/ass.jpg
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George
 
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Reply Mon 22 Oct, 2007 06:22 pm
Re: lets talk about sex
jespah wrote:
geoege isth3 luvov my lyf wrote:
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I'm very, very concerned. Looking at this poster's name, it seems to be slang for "George is the love of my life". And, while we all like George (and his many Latin translations, bouncing around on tramp stamps all over the world), I'm thinking: should I tell Mrs. George?

Signed,

Concerned in Boston

Look at the poster's name.
Look at me.
No danger.
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squinney
 
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Reply Mon 22 Oct, 2007 06:29 pm
Latin translations of George on tramp stamps?


Am I too old to know about this?
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Tue 23 Oct, 2007 05:47 am
Squinney--

"Tramp stamps" = "tattoos".

Present company excluded, of course.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Tue 23 Oct, 2007 07:21 am
I had Mrs Robinson as a teacher in year 9.

Lovely lady, all soft and well.... soft.
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 24 Oct, 2007 04:17 am
Tramp stamps are also posted on the back, far down, just above the general bewtroxial area.

dadpad, here's to you, Mrs. Robinson.
http://www.giornalisti.it/binarioloco/archives/Anne_Bancroft.jpg
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dadpad
 
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Reply Wed 24 Oct, 2007 07:04 am
Thank you Jespah.

Sigh!
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 24 Oct, 2007 04:54 pm
You're welcome. Anne was a stunner.
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