Republicans Are Such Frightened Pussies

Date: Tuesday, 23 Jan 2001
To: Socksthecat@worldnet.att.net

Dear Mr. Wind:

Thank you for your recent e-mail in regard to Socks. The Clinton family appreciates your concern. To make this time of transition as easy as possible for Socks, the family decided that it would be best, while the Washington residence is being readied for occupancy, if he stayed with someone that he knew and with whom he has spent a great deal of time in the last eight years. Betty Currie who knows Socks well and shares the family's concern for Socks' well-being offered to take Socks to her home. I understand that he is quite content and settling in very quickly.

Sincerely yours,
Alice J. Pushkar
Director of Correspondence
for Senator Clinton

Maybe Hillary can get on all the news channels having an emotional breakdown about giving the cat away like Ellen DeGeneres did about that dog.

Brand X wrote:

Maybe Hillary can get on all the news channels having an emotional breakdown about giving the cat away like Ellen DeGeneres did about that dog.

It'd be a bit late.


Apparently Socks moved into his new home six years ago.

I read he was a stray....he must be getting on. Helluva cute cat, though.



You can see this smear campaign is gonna be about substance, can't you?


Why not blame Chelsea, if she runs for election ever?


He was her cat, it seems.

dlowan wrote:

Brand X wrote:

Maybe Hillary can get on all the news channels having an emotional breakdown about giving the cat away like Ellen DeGeneres did about that dog.

It'd be a bit late.


Apparently Socks moved into his new home six years ago.

I read he was a stray....he must be getting on. Helluva cute cat, though.



You can see this smear campaign is gonna be about substance, can't you?


Why not blame Chelsea, if she runs for election ever?


He was her cat, it seems.

There can be elections, and cats can find new homes...but it's never too late for an emotional breakdown. :wink:

Brand X wrote:

dlowan wrote:

Brand X wrote:

Maybe Hillary can get on all the news channels having an emotional breakdown about giving the cat away like Ellen DeGeneres did about that dog.

It'd be a bit late.


Apparently Socks moved into his new home six years ago.

I read he was a stray....he must be getting on. Helluva cute cat, though.



You can see this smear campaign is gonna be about substance, can't you?


Why not blame Chelsea, if she runs for election ever?


He was her cat, it seems.

There can be elections, and cats can find new homes...but it's never too late for an emotional breakdown. :wink:

No, indeed (makes sign to avert the evil eye), but Socks, as a cause for one, is like the proverbial lost sock in the laundromat of infinity.

dlowan wrote:

Brand X wrote:

dlowan wrote:

Brand X wrote:

Maybe Hillary can get on all the news channels having an emotional breakdown about giving the cat away like Ellen DeGeneres did about that dog.

It'd be a bit late.


Apparently Socks moved into his new home six years ago.

I read he was a stray....he must be getting on. Helluva cute cat, though.



You can see this smear campaign is gonna be about substance, can't you?


Why not blame Chelsea, if she runs for election ever?


He was her cat, it seems.

There can be elections, and cats can find new homes...but it's never too late for an emotional breakdown. :wink:

No, indeed (makes sign to avert the evil eye), but Socks, as a cause for one, is like the proverbial lost sock in the laundromat of infinity.

You lose socks in the dryer too?

I didn't realize the Times Online was a Republican news source. Good to know.

The Times is published by Times Newspapers Limited, a subsidiary of News International, itself wholly owned by the News Corporation group, headed by Rupert Murdoch.

McGentrix wrote:

I didn't realize the Times Online was a Republican news source. Good to know.

Quote:

The Times is published by Times Newspapers Limited, a subsidiary of News International, itself wholly owned by the News Corporation group, headed by Rupert Murdoch.

source: wikipedia

Of course, one might have the notion that Murdoch's media operations exist in order to further the prospects of the Democratic party.

blatham wrote:

McGentrix wrote:

I didn't realize the Times Online was a Republican news source. Good to know.

Quote:

The Times is published by Times Newspapers Limited, a subsidiary of News International, itself wholly owned by the News Corporation group, headed by Rupert Murdoch.

source: wikipedia

Of course, one might have the notion that Murdoch's media operations exist in order to further the prospects of the Democratic party.

Such ignorance!

Yep, The Paper of Record, the New York Post. Real conservative paper!

http://www.nypost.com/

woiyo wrote:

blatham wrote:

McGentrix wrote:

I didn't realize the Times Online was a Republican news source. Good to know.

Quote:

The Times is published by Times Newspapers Limited, a subsidiary of News International, itself wholly owned by the News Corporation group, headed by Rupert Murdoch.

source: wikipedia

Of course, one might have the notion that Murdoch's media operations exist in order to further the prospects of the Democratic party.

Such ignorance!

Yep, The Paper of Record, the New York Post. Real conservative paper!

http://www.nypost.com/

Um, the NY post is a conservative paper.

Are you being secretly sarcastic?

Cycloptichorn