What would you pay to get your hands on these balls?

If Barry Bonds' 756th long ball is worth $800,000, then what do you think other balls of his would be worth? Like for instance, his 697th HR ball. What do you think that would be worth? Or his first. What do you think that would be worth? Would that be worth more than some random ball he hit somewhere in the middle of his career? And what about his last home run ball? What do you think that would be worth?

And what about other kinds of balls? Like an elephant-sized ball of Play-doh? What do you think that would be worth? Or...what...about...a box...and...inside the box are the balls of somebody infamous, like say, Hitler, or Saddam Hussein or somebody like that? What do you think that would be worth? Do you think people would buy the balls of Saddam Hussein if you could somehow procure them and put them up on e-bay? Or what about the balls of someone popular, like Einstein, or Babe Ruth, or Tom Hanks? What do you think they would be worth? Do you think Tom Hanks' balls would fetch more on ebay than Saddam Hussein's? Hmmm...What if you had an airplane hangar stuffed full of thousands of giant balls with pure uncut cocaine inside them? What do you think that would be worth?