Why I hate Jews

dys- YOU silly goose. Did you ever hear this one?

How to you get a Jewish girl to stop having sex?






Marry her!

All the people I hate (well, some of them) are Jews. Leonard Cohen, Bob Dylan - There is a very long list, but, in the event I am mistaken about some of them, I will not name any more.

what do jewish girls make for dinner? Reservations!

My son used to say that his dorm food was better than his mother's cooking. Is that grounds for disinheritance?

I never heard a JAP joke till I married a princess.

So you can never say that you didn't learn something from her. She opened an entire new world to you!

Oh this topic will bring a lot of new members into a2k!

damn

{snicker}

Memo to all who are new, and don't understand our droll humor:

Dys is one of the sweetest, most lovable guys in the world. (Sorry to blow your cover, dys.) He does not have a mean bone in his body, and is one of the most tolerant people I have ever met, with a weird sense of humor that I personally find irresistable.

Please don't take this thread as offensive. It was not meant to be.

The problem is that sometimes Dyslexia has a problem with irregularity, and that will make him a bit testy!

....and to think it's all a façade


(oops, that was pertaining to dys' post)

i was talking to a fellow the other day and he was mentioning something or other about jews for jesus


and i thought to myself, that sounds like a fair trade

How was the grand canyon formed? A kew dropped a coin in a rabbit hole

After being told that you no longer work here, I was told that it's just business,
reminds me of being 10 and asking my neighbor for a stock hammer in the garage. you do some work for me and it's yours. After this & this & this, and this and this and this. I one day after days of work for a ten dollar hammer said "now give me the hammer you Jew wop" 10 huh :wink:

gezundheit.

I'm pretty sure I wrote JEW with a jay (j), but it was edited by some PC moderator. But thank you anyway.

considering the j and k are next to each other in the alphabet and on your keyboard, and considering we say "jew" all the time (and considering this is a thread called "why i hate jews" full of jokes- about jews) that's a bit of a stretch- it could happen, i guess.

but that's fine, i wasn't having fun with the typo as much as the sound of "a kew." "a jew" works just as well and i went back to look for it, but gave up very quickly.

it's actually very curious they aren't called "yews" and i think there's even an old (jewish) joke about that. but "a yew" wouldn't work nearly as well in this case.

They make all those bagels with carbs in them.