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A squad of American soldiers was patrolling along the Iraqi border. To
their surprise, they found the dead body of an Iraqi soldier in a ditch
along the road.
A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American
soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, who was still barely
alive. They ran to him, cradled him and asked him what had happened?
"Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the
teeth. I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked
him right in the eye and shouted, 'Saddam Hussein is an unprincipled,
lying SOB!'"
He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, "George W. Bush is an unprincipled, lying SOB!"
"We were standing there shaking hands when a truck suddenly hit us."