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THere was once a man who wanted a job. He decided to go to the kingdom to get one. As soon as he got there, where the front gate is, there was a guard standing there. "Hi, what can I do for you?" asked the guard. "I'm here for a job, now let me in" replied the man. "Whats ur name?" asked the guard. "Bow Down" the man replied. "Thats quite an interesting name you've got there Mr.Down!" Said the guard.
The guard sended him in with another guard. He passed by the kitchen and a chef asked, "Hi, I wonder who you are?". "Kitchens on fire"He replied. "Really?!?...no its not.."the chef said. "Thats my name"THe man told the chef. The man then walked directly to where the king was. "Your majesty, I am here for job. Do you have one that I can take?" The man asked. "Hi...what is your name sir?"The king asked. "Hit Me" The man answered. "GUARDS! HIt em!" The king demanded. "Oh no! Hit Me is my name! I'm afraid you have mistaken what I've said!" said the man. "ok..You can clean up the dining room" The king declared.
That night, the man setted on a fire in the dining room while the king was sleeping. He ran away quickly. The king woke up and found out that there was a fire in the dining room and saw the man running away from it. The king chased after him with his 2 guards. "Hit Me! HIt Me!" The king yelled and appointed to the direction where the man was running to. The guards hitted the king. "Ugh! HOW DARE YOU HIT THE KING!" He shouted. "but you told us to hit you..."one of the guards explained. "How stupid are ya morons!"The king yelled furiously. He got to the front gate. "Bow Down! Bow Down!" The guard at the front gate pointed to the direction where the man ran to. "UGH!!!HOW DARE YOU TELL ME TO BOW DOWN!" The king yelled with anger. "OH GREAT! HES GONNA GET AWAY YOU IDIOTS!" The king continued to yell. The man got away and the king was so mad, he passed away with a heart attack.