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Wed 10 Oct, 2007 08:06 am
JOHN HOWARD STAMP
Australia Post created a stamp with a picture of John Howard to honour
his achievements. Unfortunately, the stamp was not sticking to envelopes.
This enraged our Prime Minister, who demanded a full investigation
into the matter. After a month of testing, the investigation revealed three findings:
1. The stamp is in perfect order.
2. There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.
3. People are spitting on the wrong side.
In order to avoid the same outcome, the United States has abstained from
a George W. Bush postage stamp.