Walter,
You might be part of the "Axis of Weasels" but at least you are not "a cheese eating surrender monkey".
This is what I like about diplomatic language. Its so
understated. Its the way a turn of phrase can be used to imply contempt without actually saying it.
E.g. US Sec State for Attack (sorry Defense) Rumsfeld-
"Going to war without the French is like going deer hunting without an accordion".
No doubt there are some choice words about Tony Blair flying about in Washington (but in private - we have 40,000 troops in theatre). After all it was never Bush's intention to go the UN route. He thought a bit of flag waving conflated with 911 would be enough. But that guy Tony Blair "you know he's just so pursuasifying" So the UN benefitted from the entertaining Colin Powell show, but none of it really mattered.
Now as Jonathan Freedland points out, we in Europe should understand the nature of this American administration. They have invented a new language of diplomacy and its time we started to listen and understand it and not just laugh at it.