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Resume of a president.

 
 
Wilso
 
Reply Tue 12 Aug, 2003 04:04 am
A few facts about the most powerful asshole on earth.

Past work experience:
-Ran for congress and lost.

-Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.

-Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas, company went bankrupt shortly after he sold all his stock.

-With fathers help (and his name) was elected governor of Texas.

Accomplishments:
-Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union.

-Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog ridden city in America.

-Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money.

-Set record for most executions by any Governer in American history.

-Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with the help of his father's appointments to the supreme court.
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Wilso
 
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Reply Tue 12 Aug, 2003 04:16 am
Accomplishments as president:
-Attacked and took over two countries.

-Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.

-Shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history.

-Set all-time record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.

-First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.

-First president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.

-First year in office set the all-time record for the most days on vacation than any president in US history.

-After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided over the worst security failure in US history.

-Set the record for most campaign fund raising trips than any other president in US history.

-In his first 2 years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job.

-Cut unemployment for more out of work Americans than any other president in US history.

-Set the all-time record for the most foreclosures in a 12 month period.

-Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history.

-Presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.

-Presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history.

-Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.




to be continued..................
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Wilso
 
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Reply Tue 12 Aug, 2003 06:23 am
-Set the all-time record for the most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest him (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind. http://www.hyperreal.org/~dana/marches

-Dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.

-His presidency is the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history.

-Members of his cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history.

-First president in US history to have all 50 states of the union simultaneously go bankrupt.

-Presided over the biggest stock market fraud in any market in any country in the history of the world.

-First president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation.
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the prince
 
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Reply Tue 12 Aug, 2003 06:34 am
Oh man !!! U sound seriously pissed off !
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Wilso
 
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Reply Tue 12 Aug, 2003 06:36 am
Not even half way finished yet.
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CodeBorg
 
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Reply Tue 12 Aug, 2003 07:06 am
Yikes! Versions of this resume have been posted three times on A2K.

June 9 at http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=235186

July 11 at http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=277062#277062

Aug 7 at http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=309346#309346

Seems to be occurring on the second week of each month.
Just 2-5 days before each full moon, actually.
Wow.
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