username wrote:snaKKKe has ilk? ...we could just give him and those few who think like him Crawford, Texas. ...
good idea.
sean hannity can be president. ann coulter his first lady (after his wife has "an accident")
karl rove as v.p. (though everyone will wink and secretly acknowledge that he's the real brains of the operation)
rush to be secretary of defense. bill krystal will be state. michael savage ambassador to the u.n. (a cake job. all pay and no show). "doctor" laura will be secretart of education. except for science. that goes to james dobson. congress and senate seats to be divided equally between corporate c.e.o.s, evangelical leaders and members of the project for the new american century.
the flag will be a background of red with a beautiful rendering of a cross emblazened elephant pooping on the "old america" constitution.
the national anthem will be "the yellow rose of texas" recorded by toby keith.
national bird? why the chickenhawk, of course. and what could be more fitting.
national animal... the gungasnake
national flower? the turd blossom.
all of this to be defended by the elite george w. bush regiment of the former texas national guard. regimental song titled "ya gotta fight for your right to parrrrrrtayyyyyy".
austin will, of course, not be allowed membership in this new nation. since it cannot be removed, a wall, similar to the one in berlin, will be built to avoid any contamination by indigenous liberals. or even worse, them dirty rock 'n rollers that swoop in every year for sxsw.