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Sun 30 Sep, 2007 04:39 pm
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife
'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast.
Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a
comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
'What the Hell is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud
appeared when he shook them out.
'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder
in my underwear?'
She replied with a snicker...
'It's not talcum powder......
It's 'Miracle Grow'.'
And they stayed happily ever after...
Heaven knows what he did with her tights.
i hear lemon juice makes a good pucker happen
A stringent judge of bulldogs in the midst?
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