What would you do with an extra penis?

Click Here to see what I would do with 2 penii...

good!

Is a penis an organ?

No, it's an appendage.

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I'd find twins attached at the head and get a "siamese hummer."


Wow. I think I just offended myself.

Yes.












A Pipe Organ.

aaaaHAHAHAHA!

Dude.

Did you read the story about the woman with two vaginas that a reader pasted in the comments section?

Someone should set up a (very) specialised dating agency..

Is a double virgin twice as pure?




That'd be some freaky looking unicorn, too.

Could the guy have multiple orgasims? Now that would be a feature that most guys I know would want.

I know a guy with five penii....snappy dresser... his pants fit like a glove....

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Online Etymology Dictionary - Cite This Source - Share This
penis

1676, perhaps from Fr. pénis or directly from L. penis "penis," earlier "tail" (cf. Eng. tail in both senses, the sexual one slang), from PIE *pes-/*pesos- "penis" (cf. Skt. pasas-, Gk. peos, posthe "penis," probably also O.E. fæsl "progeny, offspring," O.N. fösull, Ger. Fasel "young of animals, brood"). The proper plural is penes. The adj. is penial. In psychological writing, penis envy is attested from 1924.

Online Etymology Dictionary, © 2001 Douglas Harper
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I was looking up something in the online dictionary, came across this and thought I would, as suggested by the author, share it with you. I noted the correct plural form is 'penes', not 'penii'. Mind you, 'fösull' is a good name - it has such wonderful connotations!

Lezzles has been looking up dirty words in the dictionary.

That is just - like - sooooooo adolescent.

Yeah! Tee-hee-hee-hee! Next week I'm going to give myself a treat and be really daring and look up 'vagina'. (The word that is, before you jump on to the other context - Chai already took care of that when she posted Britney Spears' lesson on 'how to get out of a car gracefully'.

Actually, I had this really pedantic urge to find the root source (DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THAT ONE!!!!) of 'penis'. People kept using 'penii' as the plural - but surely that would make the singular 'penius'? Although I must admit I have never had to worry about being confronted with more than one penis at a time, I really felt I should get the terminology right just in case the occasion should arise.

So, go to town, dadpad, there are enough double entendres in that lot to keep even you happy! :wink:

(Of course, the fact that I spend a goodly amount of my time pouring through dictionaries off and on line - my life as a crossword buff - has nothing to do with my penchant for dirty words).