A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. As he's waiting, he notices someone sidling up to him and starts to feel uncomfortable.
"Labrador", the stranger says, in a barely audible voice.
"Pardon?, I didn't quite catch that" says the man.
"Spaniel" the stranger says.
"Sorry, but you'll have to speak up a bit" says the man.
Just then, the landlord leans over the bar and says "You'll have to excuse our friend Caesar here, he's the dog whisperer.
