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DrewDad
 
Reply Mon 17 Sep, 2007 11:27 am
Och. I kinna git t' soond outta m' haid.
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pieman
 
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Reply Mon 17 Sep, 2007 02:29 pm
Dinna be daft.
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Heeven
 
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Reply Mon 17 Sep, 2007 02:41 pm
wid ya believe I'm dating a Skitsmun at th' mo?

aye, he's a nice breezer thru ma skirts
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 17 Sep, 2007 03:04 pm
Ya crowda nyaffs, awa an bile yur heids.
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vinsan
 
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Reply Mon 17 Sep, 2007 03:07 pm
wouldnt a scottish person say "sh" instead of "s".. just a question
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Heeven
 
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Reply Mon 17 Sep, 2007 03:48 pm
dinna meck me schmack ye upshide the haid
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username
 
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Reply Mon 17 Sep, 2007 03:54 pm
laddie, nae mair sich violent thochts; take a wee toke o' this weed an' cool thyself dain.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 17 Sep, 2007 03:58 pm
An if ye pass the bar withoot stopping, Aye'll treat ye to a drink, Sandy m' lad.





Har. I fooled ye.
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jespah
 
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Reply Mon 17 Sep, 2007 04:29 pm
Cap'n, I canna change the laws o' Physics!
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 18 Sep, 2007 09:44 am
Robin Willliams and golf
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Heeven
 
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Reply Tue 18 Sep, 2007 10:56 am
Actually that's one of the best standup routines I've ever heard. I couldn't access the link you posted Chai but I heard Robin Williams do this routine once or twice and nearly wet my pants .... okay I did wet my pants, and the swearing just makes it so much funnier.

"not with a straight stick, with a little focked up stick"
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 18 Sep, 2007 11:02 am
'n evry time you hit the wee ball, you think yer goona hav a stroke.....that's what we'll call it...a stroke!


I think the funniest part is where some scotsmen are saying something totally uninteligible, and Robin nods and says..."well....yeah, sure" and the scots all snicker and nudge each other saying..."stoopid fookin' bast@rd."
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Heeven
 
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Reply Tue 18 Sep, 2007 11:10 am
This one of those times where Robins over-the-top mania really works the character perfectly.

I am still laughing.

My workplace has blocked u-tube so I can't bladdy look at the video but I'll have to dig that out when I get home.
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Quincy
 
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Reply Tue 18 Sep, 2007 02:57 pm
Which reminds me of a Scottish joke Very Happy
Or a joke about a Scotsman.
Or anyone with an impenetrable accent. Rolling Eyes
Anyway, here's the joke:
A Scotsman is walking home in his kilt, and the weather is terrible. It's very windy and it's raining hard. A beautiful woman is standing on her verandah watching the man walk home when she says "Och, it's gruesome."
The Scotsman says:"Aye, an'if yer look egen, you'll see it's grew some more".....

Confused
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 18 Sep, 2007 03:02 pm
She might have said

"Tell me sir, is anything worn under the kilt?"

and been told

-"Naw, lassie, it's all in perfect working order."
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ksanfo
 
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Reply Tue 18 Sep, 2007 08:43 pm
do ya rilly especk meh ta read all these posts?
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vinsan
 
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Reply Wed 19 Sep, 2007 03:20 am
For Full Version of Scottish Golf ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X04wZpqx3U

Laughing Laughing

...I put a hole 100s of yardsh eway ... Laughing
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