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Och. I kinna git t' soond outta m' haid.

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Dinna be daft.

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wid ya believe I'm dating a Skitsmun at th' mo?

aye, he's a nice breezer thru ma skirts

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Ya crowda nyaffs, awa an bile yur heids.

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wouldnt a scottish person say "sh" instead of "s".. just a question

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dinna meck me schmack ye upshide the haid

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laddie, nae mair sich violent thochts; take a wee toke o' this weed an' cool thyself dain.

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An if ye pass the bar withoot stopping, Aye'll treat ye to a drink, Sandy m' lad.

Har. I fooled ye.

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Cap'n, I canna change the laws o' Physics!

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Robin Willliams and golf

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Actually that's one of the best standup routines I've ever heard. I couldn't access the link you posted Chai but I heard Robin Williams do this routine once or twice and nearly wet my pants .... okay I did wet my pants, and the swearing just makes it so much funnier.

"not with a straight stick, with a little focked up stick"

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'n evry time you hit the wee ball, you think yer goona hav a stroke.....that's what we'll call it...a stroke!

I think the funniest part is where some scotsmen are saying something totally uninteligible, and Robin nods and says..."well....yeah, sure" and the scots all snicker and nudge each other saying..."stoopid fookin' bast@rd."

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This one of those times where Robins over-the-top mania really works the character perfectly.

I am still laughing.

My workplace has blocked u-tube so I can't bladdy look at the video but I'll have to dig that out when I get home.

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Which reminds me of a Scottish joke Very Happy

Or a joke about a Scotsman.
Or anyone with an impenetrable accent. Rolling Eyes

Anyway, here's the joke:
A Scotsman is walking home in his kilt, and the weather is terrible. It's very windy and it's raining hard. A beautiful woman is standing on her verandah watching the man walk home when she says "Och, it's gruesome."
The Scotsman says:"Aye, an'if yer look egen, you'll see it's grew some more".....

Confused

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She might have said

"Tell me sir, is anything worn under the kilt?"

and been told

-"Naw, lassie, it's all in perfect working order."

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do ya rilly especk meh ta read all these posts?

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For Full Version of Scottish Golf ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X04wZpqx3U

Laughing

...I put a hole 100s of yardsh eway ... Laughing

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