The Parrot

THE PARROT A woman went to a pet shop & immediately Spotted a large,
>beautifulparrot.. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so
>little," she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said,
> "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a houseof
>Prostitution And sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff." The woman
>thought about this, but decided She had to have the birdany way. She took
>it home and hung the bird's cage up In her living room andwaited for it
>to say something.. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and
>said, "New house, new madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the
>implication, But then thought"that's really not so bad." When her 2
>teenage daughters returned from school The bird saw andsaid, "New house,
>new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman were a bit offended But
>then began to laughabout the situation considering how and where the
>parrot had beenraised. Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home
>from work. The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Keith