A Friend Is Like A Good Bra

That's good BBB! And so very true...LOL!

There you go again BumbleBee.

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I know; can't help it.

BBB

Such wisdom is priceless.

Needless obstructions, they are.

Edgar,

Take a strong piece of string about two foot long, tie a bowling ball at each end, then drape it around your neck for 24 hours. Then come back and tell me a bra is a needless obstruction! :wink:

I think BBB is suggesting the guys should hold them up for you. Or something. Hmmm.

Bowling balls!!

I'd say more like cantelopes.
But I agree with the rest of it. :wink:

BBB
Super large olives?

Padded with socks?

don't flatter yourself...

While my breasts are not as heavy as bowling balls, I agree that bras serve a useful purpose.

I don't understand it when a woman with a ample amount of breast tissue says she's more comfortable without a bra on.

Actually I don't get it with small breasted women either, I just don't see how it would be that comfortable. but...that's just me.

more codpieces than pence
Francois Rabelais
Gargantua and Pantagruel
Chapter 2.XV.
How Panurge showed a very new way to build the walls of Paris.

EXCERPT FROM GARGANTUA AND PANTAGRUEL

Thus must these walls be kept from the flies, and wages allowed to some for wiping of them. Then said Pantagruel, How dost thou know that the privy parts of women are at such a cheap rate? For in this city there are many virtuous, honest, and chaste women besides the maids. Et ubi prenus? said Panurge. I will give you my opinion of it, and that upon certain and assured knowledge. I do not brag that I have bumbasted four hundred and seventeen since I came into this city, though it be but nine days ago; but this very morning I met with a good fellow, who, in a wallet such as Aesop's was, carried two little girls of two or three years old at the most, one before and the other behind. He demanded alms of me, but I made him answer that I had more cods than pence. Afterwards I asked him, Good man, these two girls, are they maids? Brother, said he, I have carried them thus these two years, and in regard of her that is before, whom I see continually, in my opinion she is a virgin, nevertheless I will not put my finger in the fire for it; as for her that is behind, doubtless I can say nothing.

Indeed, said Pantagruel, thou art a gentle companion; I will have thee to be apparelled in my livery. And therefore caused him to be clothed most gallantly according to the fashion that then was, only that Panurge would have the codpiece of his breeches three foot long, and in shape square, not round; which was done, and was well worth the seeing. Oftentimes was he wont to say, that the world had not yet known the emolument and utility that is in wearing great codpieces; but time would one day teach it them, as all things have been invented in time. God keep from hurt, said he, the good fellow whose long codpiece or braguet hath saved his life! God keep from hurt him whose long braguet hath been worth to him in one day one hundred threescore thousand and nine crowns! God keep from hurt him who by his long braguet hath saved a whole city from dying by famine! And, by G-, I will make a book of the commodity of long braguets when I shall have more leisure. And indeed he composed a fair great book with figures, but it is not printed as yet that I know of.

Indeed! I cannot see anywhere in my above post where I refer to my own endowments. I was merely suggesting that Edgar could get some idea of what life is like for a big breasted woman without the support of a bra. Perhaps cantaloupes would have been a better choice - no, when I come to think of it - bowling balls would be more appropriate to get the message across.

Oh, and if you really must know, cantaloupes don't come close! :wink:

Actually, I disagree with just about all of it....

but, hey, cute analogy.

If friends are like bras does that mean I don't need any? (unless I put on a lot more weight or start taking the hormones?