Titanic & my life by Bill Clinton

Students at a local school were assigned to read 2
> books, "Titanic" & "My
> Life" by Bill Clinton.
>
> One student turned in the following book report,
> With the proposition that they were nearly identical
> stories!
>
> His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
> Titanic:..... Cost - $29.99
> Clinton :..... Cost - $29.99
> Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
> Clinton :.... Over 3 hours to read
>
> Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their
> forbidden love, and
> subsequent catastrophe.
> Clinton :... The story of Bill and Monica, their
> forbidden love, and
> subsequent catastrophe.
>
> Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.
> Clinton :..... Bill is a bullshit artist.
>
> Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
> Clinton :..... Ditto for Bill.
>
> Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets
> ruined.
> Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.
>
> Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
> Clinton :..... Let's not go there.
>
> Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
> Clinton :. Monica' s forced to return her gifts.
>
> Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of
> her life.
> Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
>
> Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of
> seamen.
> Clinton :..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there,
> either.
>
> Titanic:.... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
> Clinton :.... Bill goes home to Hilary - basically
> the same thing.
>
>
>
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