Hey! Turn on MSNBC! I am on "To Catch a Predator"

kewl but i wish you hadn't groveled so much

Couldn't find it. I need a link.

It was kind of funny. I was sitting in the kitchen, naked, and all of a sudden all these cameramen appear from nowhere and then Chris Hanson (I think that was his name) appears from behind a curtain and asks me what I was up to.

I looked at him and said, "I met this fourteen-year old in a chat room and she told me to come here and take my clothes off."

"And you thought that was a good idea?"

"Hell yes! I am ninety three. How often do you think I have the chance to nail a fourteen-year old?"

"Does the fact that what you are doing is not only illegal, but immoral as well, bother you at all, sir?"

"Illegal?'

"Yes."

"Oh. I didn't know that. Ok, just kidding then."

"Alright, but don't let it happen again."


At that point I left the house. There were a bunch of squad cars outside, but they backed off and let me through. They had been talking on their radios and I heard chatter coming through one of them that clearly said, "He didn't know it was illegal. Let him pass."


But, there I was, naked in that kitchen, on national tv. Wow! I live for moments like these.

You are one beautiful human being, gus.

Thanks, edgar. I am stunning.

Yeah, I feel pretty stunned right now.

Gus, I hope you learned your lesson....
let the girl take her clothes off first!

Good thing you had that new drug for "interrupted moments" so you could be ready again after Hanson left, huh.

You made it on TV? I wasn't so lucky.

When I got caught, I walked in with a six pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade, an inflatable goat and a box of condoms(which weren't going to be used). When I sat down waiting for the prize to get changed, that f*cker Hanson came out with his camera crew. As I chugged down some lemonade, I just told him I wasn't there to have the sex with her. Just stopping by to say hi, and to tell her never to have sex with older guys. To warn her, you know? Or was it that someone else was on my computer? Either way, I didn't make tv, and they let me go.

Someday I'll get my break. Gotta go hit them Yahoo cheerleader chat rooms...

I can't wait for the day the authorities raid Chris Hanson's house and uncover his demented, pornographic shrine to Jon Benet.

I hear you, Gargamel.

That guy looks like a recruiter for pedophiles. These dudes that go after youngsters in chat rooms should be prosecuted (except me) and sent to prison, but why in the hell is it necessary for the country to watch this sick crap?

Screw Chris Hanson and screw the producers of that show. We are, as a nation, becoming less because of it.

When this show first started it was startling in every way.

However, now that it's been on so many times, and it's such a well known sting, it's startling that the men just keep on showing up!
Even though they've seen the show, and know that it could be the end of their world as they know it, they still take that chance.

(And I'm not talking about you gus. You're "special.")
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