I Need Some News Help Here

There's a hurricane heading for Mexico.

Your esteemed leader is up here glad-handing our PM and the Mexican leader.

There's a municipal strike in Vancouver, and the weather prediction is cloudy with showers.

Glad I could enlighten you.

my esteemed leader? Hillary is campaigning in Canada?

Big light in the sky frightens minorities in the east and there's hamburger all over the highway in Mystic Connecticut.

Some cows were loose on the road not too far from me.
They were rounded up though, and all is well.

And on the local front:

CI et al are hooking up with MA and Seaglass...

Ogionik wants to buy a house...

Solve et Coagula is predicting doom and gloom in the markets...

Montana is still running around naked in NB...

There is some incident in colleges about footbaths...

Reporting for Bimbonette Boobinsky of Fox News:

In southern California was yet another Marijuana plant discovered.
Two neighbors, the Dorights and the Envies, reported jointly the next door activities to local authorities after having been excluded from the weekly joint gatherings.

While the Marijuana plants were destroyed, fire fighter Stone had this
to say

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez7i17g9Cm0

(you have to watch until the end )

I found 3 quarters in the washing machine.

somebody hit a moose over near Union. Everybody's havin moose to get rid of the evidence. I think the peple's ok pretty much.

Guy held up a gas station with a vibrator. He couldnt getem to belive it was a light sabre. But they gave im th money anyway.

Lot a lead in Toys R Us toys, so I guess Chinese toys are no longer a food group,.

Basil Feastley caught himself a huge halibut over near Manaan. Nice one.

Barney took Thelma Lou up to Mount Pilot to that new dinner theater they got there.
They both said it was real nice.

Peter Brady broke a vase of Carols with a football, even though Mom always said don't play ball in the house.

Wally and the Beaver both got hollered at by Dad.

Mr. Haney managed to sell Oliver Douglas yet another worthless contraption.

Buffy and Jody have taken to hanging out on the poor side of town, where they eat white bread and sugar sandwiches and play a game called "boom boom boom chicka boom"

Good new in Florida, bear.

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. - Space shuttle Endeavour returned to Earth on Tuesday, ending a nearly two-week orbital drama.
The space shuttle swooped out of the partly cloudy sky and touched down on the runway at 12:32 p.m.
"Congratulations. Welcome home. You've given a new meaning to higher education," Mission Control told commander Scott Kelly and his crew, which included teacher-turned-astronaut Barbara Morgan.
The main concern for much of the mission was the gouge to Endeavour's protective tiles. NASA did not want the shuttle to suffer any structural damage that, while not catastrophic, might require lengthy postflight repairs.
Over the past few days and right up until landing, NASA had stressed that the 3 1/2-inch-long gouge in Endeavour's belly would not endanger the shuttle during its landing. In 2003, a damaged wing on shuttle Columbia had allowed hot gases to seep in during the re-entry, tearing the shuttle apart.

London congestion charge is going sky-high. No surprise there.

Joe Paterno is gonna coach Penn State for yet another season.

It's 90 freaking degrees here in southern California, and we're not used to that kind of heat!

Oh! This was Bimbonette Boobinsky reporting for Fox News!

Austin had a cold front move through today, giving us all some relief. It only got up to 92 degrees

Michael Vick pleaded guilty to bludgeoning pit bulls to death, and will serve 18 months in the slammer.
He has a deal with Eukaneuba to do the play by play for the Westminster Dog show when hes freed.

Elvis and his daughter recorded In the Ghetto in observance of his thirty year anniversary of his death.

In LA we were, but sometimes in January...









Virus connection re obesity. Complicated subject, sure to be news simplified...