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The alligator's diet of Lawyers

 
 
Reply Mon 4 Aug, 2003 06:09 pm
Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I cain't unnerstand how you kin be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids...I just don't get it."

"Well," said the big 'gator, "What you been eatin' boy?"

"Lawyers, same as you," replied the small 'gator.

"Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?" >

"Down at 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot of that law firm."

"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"

"Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexus and wait fer someone to unlock the door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the **** out of 'em, and eat 'em!"

"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the **** out of a lawyer, there ain't nothin' left but lips and a briefcase."
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bobsmyth
 
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Reply Mon 4 Aug, 2003 06:15 pm
Q: what is 100 lawyers thrown in the ocean?

A: a good beginning
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bobsmyth
 
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Reply Mon 4 Aug, 2003 06:16 pm
Q: what is 100 lawyers thrown in the ocean?

A: a good beginning
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Mon 4 Aug, 2003 07:01 pm
whats 100 lawyers skydiving?

air polution.
you know, to be fair, you really can't base a judgement on just a few hundred thousand lawers.
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Eva
 
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Reply Mon 4 Aug, 2003 08:16 pm
Oh yes I can. Twisted Evil
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